Quotes added on Wednesday, October 30 2013

Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 10:38am UTC

can someone be unhealthily obsessed with me

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username*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 10:39am UTC

Me:What are you?
Cleverbot:A girl.
Me:I never asked that.
Cleverbot:I never answered that.
Me:DUN DUN DUNNN.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 10:43am UTC

I'm never
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| SPEAKING UP AGAIN, { IT ONLY HURTS ME. }

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GodsPromises7
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 10:53am UTC

We don't have to ..
see to
believe.

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 10:57am UTC

I may not have the softest touch
I may not say the words as such
And though I may not look
like much I'm yours

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:08am UTC

No thanks, I'm not hungry

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AllieSmith7
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:17am UTC

So, Destiny and I were the first ones to realize that Mrs. Maize looked uber pregnant. Woah. And I think we were right

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Hetalia101*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:19am UTC

Teacher: Get to work
Me: (Witty time)

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mandimarie95
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:28am UTC

Day two:Initials of the person you loveSJW

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mandimarie95
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:34am UTC

Day Three:Your closest friend.Brittani Jean Bessey and ShaeiLei Marie Lizak.

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Rivera *
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:35am UTC

WOW DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT SOMEONE THAT’S REALLY CUTE OR WHATEVER AND JUST START GRINNING AND HIDE YOUR FACE IN YOUR PILLOW
NOT MINE-TUMBLR

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:40am UTC

Witty: Write something your parents would be proud of
Me: Mom, I got all A*s in my exams!
Me: Pahaha if only

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:43am UTC

I wish there was such thing as friendship insurance
so that each time one of my friendships breaks down
I get payed loads of money

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:45am UTC

When you walk into the wrong classroom at school
and everyone in that room just stares at you

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:49am UTC

Me: wow thank you for blocking me on facebook, twitter, tumblr.... (one million years later)... instagram
Me: Yes I forgive you
Me: Of course we can still be best friends
Me: *Shoots death glare at the traitor*

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:49am UTC

Log into witty....
Check notifications....
**gasp**
40 NOTIFICATIONS.
WHAT DID I DO???????

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:50am UTC

"My way is dark
So I need your light,
give me a spark"
- Where You Are Near
Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

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blueskysandarainbow
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:51am UTC

*In IT at school*
Friend: Wow, you can type without looking?
Me: Yes... it's called touch typing...
Friend: Oh so does that mean you can do your work and mine at the same time then?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: No.

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 11:51am UTC

KISSES are like CRACKERS.
Just one is never enough.

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