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Quotes added on Wednesday, October 30 2013

  1. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 6:55am UTC
    Try to stay sober feels like I’m dying here

  2. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 6:58am UTC
    The story of my life I take her home
    i drive all night to keep her warm and time
    is frozen
    the story of my life I give her hope
    I spend her love until she's broke inside
    the story of my life

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 7:06am UTC
    Mr
    Follow
    @Nav_shyboy
    My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 7:15am UTC
    Someone who lives for meaningfully for 30 years has lived a a much longer Life than one who drifted through Life for 60 years.-RVM

  7. bubblebubblepop bubblebubblepop
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 7:51am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:35am UTC
    I have mono, a chest cold, a bladder infection and I just started my period. The baby I babysit is also sick, this is gonna be hell.

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    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:37am UTC
    me: I talk to myself
    me: same

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:39am UTC
    Confession #58
    Sigh.
    How about the day I met him?
    Story time #9?
    I was going through a hard time
    Because like this girl who was my best friend
    Like we were dating and I honestly thought I loved her and all
    And she like broke up with me for like no reason at all
    My mum plays a role in this story, but let's skip talking about that.
    I just had to go, y'know. I knew it was my time but if I stayed here, Raven would find me.
    So I ran to the air port and bought a ticket to go to Japan.
    Why Japan?
    I picked Japan because there's this suicide forest, Aokigahara
    And in that forest, once you go in you'll more or less never go out
    So, running home I planned to write out my goodbyes.
    I only got online to say goodbye to my friends.
    Well, not exactly goodbye,
    More like tell them I was going a way for a while
    They wouldn't have noticed I was gone anyway.
    I didn't really know people on Witty, so I figured it didn't matter.
    That's when a friend introduced us.
    I fought like Hell to get her to not
    I mean, I would be dead in a few days, I don't want new friends.
    But she forced me.
    Everything about him was perfect
    Like my impression of him now hasn't changed from what it was then.
    He like instantly cared about me
    And I instantly fell in love.
    He saved my life
    This isn't even the only time he saved me.
    He just doesn't know about the others.
    Hell, I doubt he knows about this
    But I do owe him everything
    If needed, I'd sacrifice myself for him
    Granted, I'd do it anyway
    But like
    I just owe him so much
    And I know I'll never be able to truly repay him
    I mean, he saved my life. I'd be dead if not for him.
    But I know we have a lifetime a head of us so I'll do as much as I can, y'know.

  12. jennydoee jennydoee
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I adore you

  13. jennydoee jennydoee
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:45am UTC
    Person: "Justin Bieber sounds like a girl"
    Me: "That's so 2009.."

  14. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:49am UTC
    you must be made of uranium and iodine,
    because all i can see is U and I.

  15. jennydoee jennydoee
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:54am UTC
    I'm not saying she's a sl*t,
    I'm saying it would be safer to lick the floors
    in Mcdonald's bathroom,
    than her.

  16. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:05am UTC
    --Rules of a Gentleman--
    Give her your jacket when she's cold.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Bobscookies Bobscookies
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:07am UTC
    A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

  19. wdmbguard wdmbguard
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:09am UTC
    I'm not saying she's a sl*t,
    I'm saying it would be safer to lick the floors
    in McDonald's bathroom, than her.
    nmq

  20. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:09am UTC
    --Rules of a Gentleman--
    Comfort her when she's scared.

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