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Quotes added on Monday, September 9 2013

  1. mainstream* mainstream*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 5:34am UTC
    format by isaaclahey
    is there anything left in this world that will satisfy you?

  2. Sylvia♥* Sylvia♥*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 5:40am UTC
    sometimes its nice to forgive people but other times revanche rocks

  3. fionarose fionarose
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 5:46am UTC
    And the cruel reality of this life is:
    That I am completely alone, with no one to love, and no one to love me

  4. ___Ariana___ ___Ariana___
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:17am UTC
    Do you ever just wanna sleep
    for like 3 years.

  5. ElmoSmith ElmoSmith
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:45am UTC
    How do people do that
    thing where they can just
    talk to anyone and not be nervous at all.

  6. TheHalfback TheHalfback
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:48am UTC
    i might be a guy to avoid but dang am i glad i let you in :)

  7. ElmoSmith ElmoSmith
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:49am UTC
    Me: Hey Miley guess what?
    Miley: What?
    Me:Chicken Butt

  8. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:50am UTC
    i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away
    that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the f.ck am i gonna sit”
    factor.

  9. ShaniaL ShaniaL happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:04am UTC
    I honestly cant wait till the day i can hug my cousin and tell her I have missed her..that i never did hate her...yeah i was mad for awhile but then i realize I had no right to be mad...no i dont want them to break up because obvousily they make each other happy. I hope. I just want it to go back to how it used to be.

  10. Night_stuck* Night_stuck*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:07am UTC
    'Wake me up when I care'
    -Squidward

  11. enchantedalice enchantedalice
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:19am UTC
    Curiosity often leads to trouble...

  12. cm27101 cm27101
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:26am UTC
    I love you,
    for all that you are,
    all you have been,
    and all you're yet to be.

  13. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:38am UTC
    The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart
    attacks than the British or Americans.
    The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
    fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too,
    suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
    English is apparently what kills you.

  14. ElmoSmith ElmoSmith
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 7:39am UTC
    The best feeling
    is when you look at him & he is already staring.

  15. Merissa459 Merissa459
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:12am UTC
    Dear ex boyfriend, it's been years and you still take my breath away. I have forgave you for every silly mistake you have ever made with us. I know that we have gone our own ways and I wish you the very best. I just want you to know I hold nothing on you and I miss you every single day. I wish you would come home but I know your better up there. I want you to be happy so I don't want to fight or ruin anything. I love you so much, nothing will ever stop that. Know that anytime you need me I'm right here, I just need my space to move on... I hope you know that this is how I need to do this. I'm not trying to leave or run away... I just need space to still love you and move on. I'm sorry...

  16. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:16am UTC
    Confession #22
    I'm terrible with technology
    Likeoml
    I broke my phone with a hammar
    Tossed my camera into the ocean
    I've thrown my laptop across the room countless times
    And I just now chucked my alarm clock at the wall
    I mean like
    It's not my fault that it's so annoying
    And the alarm clock wouldn't shut up
    How else was I supposed to turn it off? ;-;
    I'll make a wonderful parent...

  17. Rose :)* Rose :)*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:22am UTC
    Am i the only one that thinks Alabama and Scotland sound like two very cool places?

  18. hycee hycee
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:23am UTC
    Wake me up,
    when I'm rich.

  19. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:27am UTC
    I don't know what's wrong with me. I was trying to find
    my deoderant and in my head these were my actual thoughs:
    "Where's my deoderant?"
    "In my bag, huh?"
    *Looks in bag and not there*
    "GASP! WHERE'S MY DE-YO-YO?!??!!!"
    Don't question it. You guys know you still love me.

  20. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:37am UTC
    Friends: Oh my god AVERY I WANT YOUR HAIR!! It's soooooo pretty ^-^
    like noidshdjfhfoBEOWfgewalhfOIWhebiobdvkasvohadfsk I WANT YOUR
    HAIR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD! O-O Give It To Me.
    Me: NOH MY HAIR o-o
    Me: *thinking* take it awayyyyyyyyyyy

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