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The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too,
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently what kills you.

 
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The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than

57 faves · 2 comments · Sep 9, 2013 7:38am

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hey_itsgabby · 1 decade ago
red wine is really good for your chloresterol and there are also a lot less people in those countries...
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
Lol,I know that :)
I wrote "they,too suffer fewer heart attacks"
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