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49 faves · 58 comments · Sep 9, 2013 8:16am
* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Ogod. I am not capable. They'd be dead in 2 days.
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
well then just have a guest room ready for me.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Wait. Do you have an annoying voice like Fran?
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
No, but i can have any voice really, my vocals are highly trained. um heres my resume.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Ohgodpleaseno. I can't stand her voice ;-;
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
well like i said i do not have a voice like Fran, and if my voice is not suitable it can be changed, trust me, I'm one hell of a butler. (and yes i know i said nanny at first)
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
OML. BLACKBUTLER.DOYOULOOKLIKESEBASTIAN?IFYOUDOTHENYOU'RELIKEAUTOMATICALLYHIRED ;-;
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
OML YES I LOVE SEBASTIAN! I WAS SO HOPING YOU WOULD GET THE REFERENCE.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Oml. Who wouldn't? Like only people who havn't seen a good anime.
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
I know! People are just all about like, stupid stuff these days. so where are the children, wait, didn't you use to eat children? you almost ate me O3O
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I still do eat children. Yum yum ;-;
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
oh, so what was wrong with me? was i too bland. *-*
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
because i really do try to taste decent.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Your skin looked so yummy that I decided you must stay alive and procreate to make more yummy children.
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
and thank you for saying my skin was yummy. :)
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Sp erm doner? ;-;
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
but i would still enjoy sitting on the eggs :)
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
oh my gosh, sorry, i was not even thinking, my brain is out the window today.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
That's fine. You can lay eggs too xD
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
YAY! http://31.media.tumblr.com/06f71e70aef86be12f20609e6eacbfcc/tumblr_mm841e7tQc1rj24vho1_500.gif
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Now I'm going to be singing the Excalibur song all day T-T
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
oh, I'm sorry to disappoint you you'r highness. *bows apologetically)
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Don't be sorry xD
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
as you wish master.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Yey ;-;
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
I try to please.
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~Spoken Silence~*
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1 decade ago
okey dokey then, but i cant really, procreate to say, because of, ya know the whole "gay" thing. , unless i start laying eggs.
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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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1 decade ago
Why did you toss your camera into the ocean?
Just why? XD
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I was trying to take a picture of the sunset
But it kept getting all blurry ;-;
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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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1 decade ago
And what about the laptop? That should be very special to you but then you just go and chuck it across the room?
Why? XD
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
http://www.cat-mario.com/
I blame this game.
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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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1 decade ago
Already frustrated with this. I understand your problem
-_-
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Yep xD
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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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1 decade ago
I actually legit laughed at this.
Can't believe you did that.
Or maybe I can :D
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KissMyAxe
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1 decade ago
wait i what
how did you break your phone with a hammer
was in intentional or
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I got like super annoyed with people and their constant texting so I hit it with a hammer really hard various times ;-;
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KissMyAxe
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1 decade ago
oh
rip phone rip
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spence*
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1 decade ago
HAHAHA THE LAST PART
I would probs do the same
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Who wouldn't?
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spence*
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1 decade ago
people who are excited for school
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Lame
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spence*
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1 decade ago
yeah they are;)
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
#BooSchool
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meow*
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1 decade ago
Omg, leers you can just do that, but hahaha XxD
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Yes I can. ;c
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Rose :)*
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1 decade ago
The snooze button
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
It wasn't working. Like oml. I was like pressing it so hard. It wouldn't turn off either T-T
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Rose :)*
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1 decade ago
Yeah I would've thrown it to
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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1 decade ago
I am going to take your children from you when they annoy you so they don't get chucked to who knows where ;-;
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
That's probably best xD
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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1 decade ago
Yush. But the children would think their being kidnapped cause they dunno who I am ;(
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Being kidnapped is better than becoming a splatter upon a wall ;-;
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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1 decade ago
Yeah...... but ima just say "IM YOUR.....AUNTIE NOW SHOOSH!!"
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
xD
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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1 decade ago
^-^ Well I'z could be if chu let meeeeeeeeeeee :pp
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
And I will let you be. ;-;
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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1 decade ago
YAY I'M AUNTIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down excitedly*
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~Spoken Silence~* · 1 decade ago
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I fully volunteer to be your children's nanny even though i believe you are fully capable.