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2grunge4u
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April 26, 2015 8:02am UTC

i'm so dope and ur so nope

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GhostTown
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February 21, 2015 8:27pm UTC

Me: *Watching old family video*.
Me: Who's that idiot that keeps talking in the background?
Me: Oh that's me

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GhostTown
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February 16, 2015 10:15pm UTC

Oh, you found your soul mate when you were only a teenager?
Renesmee found hers when she was only a newborn baby.

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idciammyself
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October 21, 2014 3:38pm UTC

"True Love Is Putting Someone Else Before Yourself." - Olaf

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* Sabaism *
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June 21, 2014 7:33pm UTC

Plot twist:
A Witty quote is stolen and put on Tumblr

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Butterbear
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June 19, 2014 8:04pm UTC

Am I the only one who just-
- is in le car -
*puts in earbuds*
*turns up volumes really high*
*stares out le window, pretending there is a concert
with all my favorite fictional characters*

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mads*
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May 14, 2014 4:51pm UTC

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned?

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* Sabaism *
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April 28, 2014 8:39pm UTC

When some one is surround by darknesss,
Even the smallest of things manage to stand out

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* Sabaism *
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March 26, 2014 2:39pm UTC

Remember kids:
Anything is a verb if you put -ing at the end

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absent *
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March 20, 2014 3:05pm UTC

*Seductively flips leg hair* Why, Hello there ;)

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* Sabaism *
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February 28, 2014 9:19pm UTC

Make like a tree and slowly, imperceptibly, stalk humans before striking one day when no one else is looking.

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mads*
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 2:20pm UTC

imagine gordan ramsey playing flappy bird

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* Sabaism *
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February 12, 2014 7:39am UTC

I like purposefully look for unknown bands
So I can crush on the band members
Without all the fangirls.

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* Sabaism *
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January 31, 2014 1:10pm UTC

GUIS~
I have a hot date for Valentines day
And I plan to play with him all night
It'll be the best day ever
Maybe he'll let me bring my steamy friend along
And I can eat my friend as I play with him
Their names are Gameboy and Potato.

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* Sabaism *
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January 28, 2014 5:36pm UTC

Lol @ school for not teaching us stuff everyone was going to need to know how to do like manage money, how to not freak out at an interview, how to deal with the death of a loved one, what love really is, ect. ect.
Did you expect us to walk into a job interview and be like 'A2 + B2 = C2. Do I get the job now?'

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* Sabaism *
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January 27, 2014 5:29pm UTC

Okay so let me get this straight, Twilight is a book about an emotionless, boring, weak girl who falls in love with a sparkly vampire who can't decide if he wants her or not. And later, the vampire blackmails her by forcing her to marry him in exchange for sexual intercourse, which leads to her becoming a teen mom. She then dies and her sparkly husband bites her, forcing her into extreme pain for three days. Meanwhile, her childhood best friend that is a werewolf becomes a pedophile and falls in love with her daughter because he couldn't get the mother...?

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mads*
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January 17, 2014 9:09am UTC

all i see is signs, all i see is
mcdonalds signs.
nuggets on my mind, chicken
nuggets on my mind

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mads*
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January 17, 2014 9:07am UTC

gay person: *breathes*
white girl: OMG you're so SASSY
white girl: i love gay people lolz lets go shopping

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* Sabaism *
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January 15, 2014 1:40am UTC

scale1
skāl/
noun
1.
each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates protecting the skin of fish and reptiles, typically overlapping one another.
1.
each of the small, thin hôrny or bony plates
thin hôrny or bony plates
hôrny or bony
My mind, everyone.

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mads*
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January 14, 2014 6:19pm UTC

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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