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  1. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 2:40pm UTC
    While the pessimist is saying the glass is half empty
    And the optimist is saying it's half full
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  2. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 5:29pm UTC
    Josh: I think I'm straight..
    Me: The only thing straight about you is your hair.

  3. fabulous** fabulous**
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 8:39am UTC
    punctatuion is useful
    like for example the sentence is "a woman without her man is nothing"
    but if you put punctuation in it : "A women, without her, man is nothing"
    i know this is so pre school and immature but GIRLS RULE BOYS SUCK.

  4. fabulous** fabulous**
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 8:19am UTC
    people : "Jonas brothers broke up because of Kevins engagement"
    people :"Big time rush broke up because of Carlos's engagement"
    people :"that means one D-"
    me: NO I DONT MUDAFKING THINK SO.

  5. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    I'm not a Hipster
    Now leave me to admire tirangles, listen to Childish Gambino, check my Tumblr, and drink my organic coffee while wearing Toms, big rimmed glasses I don't need, skinny jeans and this cool Galaxy shirt with a cross in the middle in peace.

  6. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons
    Throw them as far as possible
    Because it's really Osama
    And their bombs, not lemons.

  7. Lydser Lydser
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    "That's what." -She

  8. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Shoutout to the ones
    Who wait all year just to tell their friends 'I havn't showered since last year' at 12:00 on January 1st.

  9. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    30 letters.
    1- to my best frend.
    Yo, wifey. ur pretty rad. i like your face. screw grammar. Can't wait for popcorn movie marathons. love you tons.~ I would say more, but you already know♥
    2- to my crush.
    you and lucy are accountable for 109384% of my happiness. love your pink hair, you sexy animated b*stard.♥ (btw, dragons ftw.)
    3- to my parents.
    sorry for all the mistakes I'm going to make. I wanna make you guys proud, even if i do it the wrong way.♥
    4- to my siblings.
    yu guiz are absolute pains in the *ss, and ily for it.♥
    5- to my dreams.
    i'll meet you one day. they'll tell stories about how we conquered the world. stuff of legends, you and me.♥
    6- to a stranger.
    try your hardest and i'll do the same. good luck!
    7- to my ex-crush.
    lol, you're as close to a crush (irl) as I've had. I love how awkward we are and how wrong we would have been, cause it's a big no-no from me, I'm afraid. let's always stay this way. We're best at being friends, aren't we J?
    8- to my favourite internet friend.
    evie doesn't count cause she's more than that. So this is for yaz (and a lil bit of kami and harmony). You're all so lovely.♥
    9- to someone i wish i could meet.
    Jo, if you hadn't had that idea on the train, I wouldn't be who I am today. I'll always respect you.♥
    10- to someone I don't talk to as much as I'd like to.
    Catrina & Kara, you're both really cool. I feel so comfortable with both of you. Go far. ♥
    11- to a deceased person i wish i could talk to.
    i don't care if you're fictional. Professor Dumbledore, you had so many more stories to tell.
    12- to the person who has caused me the most pain.
    you've scarred me and changed me. and i forgive you.
    13- to someone i wish could forgive me.
    you really need to get over it, Amy. I'm not gonna change myself so you like me more.
    14- to someone i've drifted away from.
    i always miss you. you're the best father. ♥
    15- to the person i miss the most.
    i wish i knew you better.♥
    16- to someone who's not in my country
    suck it. scotland's the bomb. (jk let me live in your wardrobe ok?)
    17- to someone from my childhood
    you grew up to be terrifying.
    18- to the person i wish i could be.
    uphill battle. one day, i promise. ♥
    19- something that pesters my mind.
    ...i'm so scared, but i keep failing to fix it.
    20- to who broke my heart the hardest.
    you are an evil, evil, evil author.♥
    21- to someone i judged by my first impression of them
    idc if i don't know who you really are; you are adorable and deserve the world, yu cutie.
    22- to someone i want to give a second chance to.
    I'm still not over it, but i'm trying, i swear.
    23- to the last person i kissed.
    ~
    24- to the person that gave me my favourite memory.
    yu-gi-oh for life. ♥
    25- to who i know is going through the worst times.
    life goes on. remember that. ♥
    26- to the last person i made a pinky promise to.
    you are one of the lights of my life, saur.♥
    27- to the friendliest person i only knew for one day.
    hot damn, you were cute. sorry for J's loserly attempts at humour. im still rooting for you - do your best!♥
    28- to someone that changed my life.
    you will always be my best friend. ♥
    29- to the person i want to tell everything to, but am too scared to.
    maybe one day.
    30- my reflection in the mirror.
    fight on.♥
    © format by PaperLung

  10. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    Me: *Rushes to get essay done at last minute*
    Me: *Wondering how the hell I got a good grade*
    Me: *Wondering what drugs the professor was on when he graded these*
    Me: *Wondering who his dealer is so I can get some*
    Me: *Wondering if there's drugs that'll make me murder everyone*
    Me: *Wondering what gun I'd use*
    Me: *Imagining a gun*
    Me: *Searching the interweb for that gun*
    Me: *Finds that gun*
    Me: *Gets sad because it costs too much*
    Me: Well, I guess I wont be murdering people anytime soon..
    Raven: Wait. What?

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 1:12am UTC
    Back then:
    Edgar: Take this kiss upon the brow and in parting from you now...
    Virginia: Aweee. That's so sweet.
    Now:
    Edgar: Take this kiss upon the-
    Virginia: PEDOPHILE. WHERE DA HELL IS MAH RÁPE BUTTON WHEN I NEED IT? MMMGURL. HOLD MY WEAVE, I'MA TEACH DIS DUDE A LESSON.

  12. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 6:04pm UTC
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    This quote is as black as my soul.
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  13. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Those abusive friendships where you take the p/ss out of each other, but deep down you really love each other.

  14. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    So, my friend had been calling me a belIend for a while, and I didn't know what the word meant so naturally I let it go. He kept calling me it, so I decided to investigate. THE LITTLE DOUCHE WAS CALLING ME THE TIP OF A PENlS AND I LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT!!!

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Story Time with Lyric #343453426
    My sister once asked me to get her chocolate
    Because she was on her period
    I said no because I didn't want to get up
    And I went to sleep
    She was so upset
    She stuck two of her used tampons up my nose
    And two in my ears
    Sigh.
    I can still smell and hear period to this day

  16. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    Confession #64
    Remember my first quote
    About being too lazy to read the rules?
    Yea...
    I still havn't read them...

  17. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    I got 99 problems
    And math is 100 of them.

  18. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 8:21am UTC
    I'm not going to cry over you
    My mascara is too expensive

  19. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Confession #62
    I did like all of my sister's prom dress shopping
    And no matter how much I complained
    I always silently thanked her
    Because that's probably the only reason
    I have a little fashion sense
    So yea
    If you ever want a boys opinion on clothes
    I'm more than willing to help out.

  20. WhyCantHeSee WhyCantHeSee
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 9:25am UTC
    “on average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”
    omg bless u all i hope ur all okay I’m so sorry.

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