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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Reporter:How did you manage to
stay together for 65 years?
Woman: We were born in a time when
something was broken, we fixed it

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Imagine getting married.
After many months of planning,
you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
And every single person in that room over the age of 10
Knows your getting laid
tonight.

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dani64
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
I wouldn't know what to do
What do they eat?
How often do they need to be walked?

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macccy_xo
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC

"dude look at the personality on that girl"
"dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

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gab*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC

but
"JUST FRIENDS"
just don't
look at each other
talk to each other
touch each other
love each other
like that.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:29pm UTC

do you guys realize
we can change our lives any time we want
like you can just go ahead and travel the world,
stop eating meat,
shave your head,
start running,
tell that person you hate why you hate them so much,
confess your love to someone
and kiss them unexpectedly
like w hy don’t we do that?

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sammy*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 8:35pm UTC

please don't make me think there's something when there's nothing.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:19am UTC

he wants to say
"i love you" but keeps it to "goodnight" - - - - - -
BECAUSE LOVE WILL MEAN SOME FALLING & SHE'S »
AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 7:57pm UTC

Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Mr. Moseby: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?!
Cody: You forget to cherish her.

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Tay_1998
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 9:35am UTC

Girls;
Stop waiting for that 'perfect' boy.
He's not out there. There's no such thing as fairytales.
Your life isn't an 80's movie. If you push that boy away, he isn't going to come back and comfort you, he's going to leave.
Life isn't like a movie. Stop expecting it to be.
But there is a thing such as love.
So find it, just not with your hopes so high.
- Tumblr

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 2:00pm UTC

silly girl,
HE DOESN'T CARE.

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Chris*
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Him: What do you want me to do?
Me: I want you to hug me really tight and tell me you love me. I want you to be glad that you're here with me. I want you to tell me everything's going to change and everything's going to be okay. I want you to tell me I make you happy. I want you to tell me I make you happy you're alive.
Him: I can do that.

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ImThatOneChick
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:26pm UTC

If this gets 15 faves, I'll stay. If I don't get 15 faves before 10:00 p.m. tonight, I'm leaving for good.

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Lucas
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 2:20pm UTC

Every 40 seconds, someone dies of suicide.
♥ this if you are here for people on Witty.
I promise I'll always be here for you.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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idance
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC

It's okay, I understand.
She's skinnier.
She's funnier.
She's prettier.
Don't worry,
I wouldn't choose me either.

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idance
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 4:46pm UTC

It's just as hard to be Ken as it is to be Barbie.
-my brother.♥

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idance
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 5:00pm UTC

My problem is that I can't
stay mad. I always end of forgiving people even if they don't
deserve it.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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