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  1. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  2. boulevardofbrokendreams boulevardofbrokendreams
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    "I'm sorry"
    is a statement.
    "I won't do it again"
    is a promise.
    "How can I make it up to you?"
    is a responsibility.

  3. theonethatgotawayxo theonethatgotawayxo
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    anorexia is a disease
    not a fashion statement.

  4. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    I can almost always tell if a movie
    doesn't use real dinosaurs.

  5. Kateri157 Kateri157
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    If he misses you, he'll call.
    If he cares, he'll show it.
    If not, he can't be worth your
    time because you're obviously
    not worth his.

  6. andtheystaythere andtheystaythere
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Good attitude is most important. Good talent is second.
    — George Morris

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Guess who I saw today?
    All the people I looked at.

  8. justkidding10 justkidding10
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    When you laugh while telling the truth
    and everyone thinks your lying .

  9. bridgetbridget1818 bridgetbridget1818
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Dear Heart,
    Stop getting involved in everything
    your job is to pump blood
    thats all.
    From,
    all the broken hearted

  10. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    A girl and a guy can be just friends,
    but at one point or another, they will fall for eachother,
    maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late,
    or maybe forever.♥

  11. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    I only part y on 2 occasions.
    1.) when it's my birthday
    2.) when it's not

  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    THIS SUMMER.
    I'm going to make it count!
    No summer romances.
    No worries.
    No nothing.
    I'm going to laugh
    a little louder.
    Party a little harder.
    Get a little darker.
    Go a little longer.
    I'm going to be out late.
    Sleeping in.
    By the time I wake up the next day.
    It'll be time to go out again.

  13. witheverythingihave witheverythingihave
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    people should just accept people
    »Different or not♥

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    I used to believe in forever;
    But forever is too good to be true.
    WinnieThePooh.*

  15. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 6:54pm UTC

    braced myself for the goodbye,
    cause that's all i've ever known.
    + you took me by surprise;
    you said i'll never leave you alone.
    If you want to be
    TOGETHER
    you have
    TO-GET-HER

  16. JudyBeautyActress JudyBeautyActress
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    && i f y o u p r o p o s e d w i t h a
    Ringpop
    i n s t e a d o f a d i a m o n d , I ' d s t i l l s a y
    Yes.

  17. _kevin _kevin
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    I THINK WITTY SHOULD GET AN APP FROM APPLE.
    Anyone else think so for the iPhone/iTouch?
    (Mandyloo102)

  18. kaiilovesyou kaiilovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    kaiilovesyou format and fade.
    Trying to explain a song
    but not wanting to sing
    it to the person.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito.
    Now he'll never have any friends.

  20. singleandready2mingle singleandready2mingle
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Don't highlight this quote:
    Wow someone can't follow instructions.
    Fav if you actually highlighted this

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