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  7. jjayx5 jjayx5
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    January 29, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Good things don't end unless they end badly.

  8. jjayx5 jjayx5
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    February 5, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Girls fall in love with what they hear,
    Boys fall in love with what they see,
    That's why girls wear makeup and boys lie.


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  11. Kayak2014 Kayak2014
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    July 26, 2011 6:22pm UTC
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    I am a band geek.
    I'm proud though. Hehe.
    I'm actually very proud of myself right now, to be honest with you all.
    I learned 99% of a "stand tune" for marching band just now on my new instrument (mellophone).
    This is the first time I've been proud of myself in a long time.
    Could I get some faves to show I'm not weird for being happy about this...please?? :)
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  12. WigWamBam WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you sit down and your thighs get 1209344878837 times bigger.
    nmq

  13. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:23am UTC
    More Shadow♥
    Hot Pink Shadow.
    Coral Pink Shadow.
    Orange Shadow.
    Yellow Shadow.
    Gold Shadow.
    Lime Green Shadow.
    Bright Green Shadow.
    Cyan Shadow.
    Sky Blue Shadow.
    Aqua Shadow.
    Turquoise Shadow.
    Lavender Shadow.
    Purple Shadow.
    Dark Purple Shadow.
    Maroon Shadow.
    White Shadow.
    Black Shadow.

  14. chocolate_monsterx3 chocolate_monsterx3
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Format By chocolate_monsterx3
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    So apparently,
    there is a website called ratemypoo
    where people actually take pictures of their poop
    and other people rate it.
    I am seriously concerned for humanity.
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    my friend told me about this website, and no. I have not gone on it, and i'm not planning on it so i don't actually know if it's true.

  15. FallenForever FallenForever
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Katniss + Peeta = Peenis or Katpee
    Fave this if you want more jokes about The Hunger Games!


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  17. xxniicoleexx xxniicoleexx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    *Opens pack of bread*
    *skips the first piece because it's ugly*
    Fav if this is you:)

  18. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Girls are like apples.
    The
    best ones
    are on top
    but the boys dont want to
    reach for them because they're afraid
    of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they
    settle for the rotten one's on the bottom
    that aren't good, but easy.
    So the think
    apples on top
    something
    is wrong
    They
    with them, when in reality they're
    amazing
    just have to wait for
    right boy to come
    the one who's brave enough
    To climb,
    all the way to the top
    .

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Ghost Hunters: Can you communicate with us?
    *door creaks*
    Ghost Hunters: Oh, so your name is Laura?

  20. annabanana090 annabanana090
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    On a scale of one to Adele,
    How bad was you r breakup?

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