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LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
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April 4, 2012 6:05pm UTC

if you were born in 1999, i don't consider you a 90's kid.

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BerryBop
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April 4, 2012 6:35pm UTC

Sitting in the car.
See Police Car.
Everyone Sits up straight.

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beelynng
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March 31, 2012 10:09am UTC

Stuff teachers want to say..
"forget this lesson, let's just go party."
"its cute how you think i actually care whether or not you pass."
"they do not pay me enough to deal with you..."
"alright, 30 dollars and we'll call it a B+"
"honestly, ma'am, your son is the biggest jerk i've ever had to teach."
"oh my gosh, forget it. we're watching a movie!"
"well, if you weren't so dumb you probably wouldn't have gotten that one wrong, would you?"
"dude, even i can tell she's not into you."
"quite frankly, Helen Keller can read better than you."
"you know, i used to bully kids like you."
^LOL, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

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Checkmate
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March 31, 2012 8:06am UTC

every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

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paperheartx101
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March 30, 2012 6:16pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
We stopped fearing the monsters under our
beds
when we realized they were inside of us.
-----------♥-----------
nmf.

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Anthony96
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March 30, 2012 9:16pm UTC

The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don't.
The problem with girls is they pretend they don't like you when they do.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nystar96
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March 30, 2012 4:05pm UTC

That Awkward
Moment:
when your teacher sees you kiss your boyfriend

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carson5482
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March 30, 2012 7:05am UTC

nmq/makesmethink.com
Makes me think #3
Today, I returned home after being stationed in Iraq for 9 months.
While I was still in uniform, I went into an ice cream shop near the airport to get a milkshake.
The girl behind the counter handed me my shake and said, “It’s on me.”
“Thanks, you didn’t have to do that,” I said.
“Neither did you,” she replied. MMT

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Anthony96
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March 28, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Witty is an escape,
not a competition.

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Anthony96
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March 28, 2012 7:11pm UTC

The concept of YOLO
isn't to go smoke and drink.
It's to go out and do something in your life that matters.

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Anthony96
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 10:30pm UTC

You should ask me out,
cause like YOLO.

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