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Well hello there, you've clicked on my little picture and now you're reading this little passage about me! So my name is Lorna, and NIKKI and I'm Italian by origin, but i've lived all over the place so let's just call me italian. Enough about me, YOU. You follow me, yes? I'm new to witty, ish, so i hope you fave my quotes yes? and you'll talk to me, yes? tehe! Bye for now!

The party don't staaart 'till i waaalk in, biaaaatch. If what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, then i'm fluffing superladeh.

WigWamBam
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:09am UTC

Girl: I have a question for you
Boy: alright ask me..
*short pause*
Girl: what do you see when you look in my eyes?
Boy: you honestly wanna know...?
Girl:yeah.
Boy: my future...
notminebutsosweetright?

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WigWamBam
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 5:45pm UTC

your momma
so fat,
when she sat on the iphone, she created the ipad, ohyea.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl not my quote, i just loved it.

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WigWamBam
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Me: Let me sleep.
Brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you've ever made.
Me: Oh okay (.__.)
nmq/nmf

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posted a quote
May 6, 2012 5:37pm UTC

my neighbours listen to great music,
whether they like it or not.
nmq/nmf.

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posted a quote
May 6, 2012 5:34pm UTC

I think Lady Gaga,
Covers herself in glue and rolls around on the floor on random things
♥
nmf/nmq

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WigWamBam
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:33am UTC

suns upside down is still suns MIND = BLOWN

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posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:30am UTC

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people.
“Alright, get in the basket.”"
nmf/nmq

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posted a quote
May 5, 2012 8:25am UTC

That little dance your thumbs do when you aren't sure how to reply to a text...

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posted a quote
May 4, 2012 2:04pm UTC

When life gives lady gaga lemons,
she makes an outfit outta them. ♥
nmf/nmq.

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posted a quote
May 4, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Hey I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but here's mynumber,
and here's your baby.
Notminebutmademelaugh.

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posted a quote
May 4, 2012 1:48pm UTC

Unicorns can't fly.
I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Nmf.

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posted a quote
May 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC

I'd slap you, but that might be considered animal abuse.
♥
nmf

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posted a quote
May 4, 2012 1:41pm UTC

I'll be burger king, you'll be mcdonalds,
I'll be doing it my way and you'll be lovin' it.
nmf.

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posted a quote
May 4, 2012 1:34pm UTC

Perry The Platypus & Squidward are voiced by the same person.
Mind = Blown♥
nmf nmq

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posted a quote
May 3, 2012 12:20pm UTC

When I die;
i'm gonna be a ghost, and watch attractive people shower.
nmq.

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posted a quote
May 3, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Cat: Meow.
Me: Meow?
Cat: Meow meow.
Me: Oh my lord, i speak cat.
Nmq.

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posted a quote
May 3, 2012 12:14pm UTC

I'm a leader.
not a follower
unless it's a dark place,
- you're going first.
nmqnmf

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posted a quote
May 3, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Awkward Moment
when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.
nmq/nmf.

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posted a quote
April 1, 2012 5:48pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you're telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.
nmf

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posted a quote
April 1, 2012 5:43pm UTC

"gngchdcjoufv" save"* ..... "file name already exist, please rename it." "WTF?"

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