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伤*
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July 14, 2013 11:30am UTC
RIP CORY MONTEITH
HE DIDN'T DIE HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC
It’s kind of like,
the difference between putting your hand on your own,
and him putting his hand on yours.
When you touch your hand, you don’t feel it,
nothing happens, it’s just there.
But when he has his hand there,
you feel everything.
Every move of his palm,
every squeeze of his hand,
and every brush of his finger.
And you feel it right down to your toes and up to your neck.
Everything in your body tingles,
but it’s the most wonderful thing ever.
Every move he makes,
he makes a difference.

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happiest*
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July 9, 2013 3:02pm UTC
once everyone leaves, you think that everyone comes into your life just to leave. you. so you push everyone out and don't let anyone else in. it's like, once you've been hurt, you're so scared of becoming attached.

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lovecrazy
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July 11, 2013 12:30pm UTC
HA HA HA guuuuys I just got reported and blocked on Facebook.
It's actually quite funny, so let me tell you. A girl I go to school with posted a picture of her in a bikini doing the duck lips and peace sign saying "getting tan" actually she wasn't tan she's burnt af. Anyway, that bikini is 5x too small... So I commented "The camel called, he wants his toe back." She didn't like that too well uh ohhhh we've got an angry dorito on the loose guys.

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 1:56pm UTC
mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 10:14am UTC
I am fed up with you guys saying "all girls are beautiful". Because no.
if you had the choice of being two girls;
one was tall and fit and had long blonde hair and bright blue eyes and perfect skin and perfectly put on make up and designer skinny jeans and blouse
and then the other one was just an average girl who had a lot of weight and messy hair and acne and imperfections with no make up on wearing sweats and a hoodie
who are you going to pick?
Exactly.
I don't want to see any stupid comments now okay bye

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*Into the Midnight Show*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:20pm UTC
Book hangover
JUNE 22
When you've finished a book and you suddenly return to the real world, but the real world feels incomplete or surreal because you're still living in the world of the book.
"I have a really bad book hangover today, I could hardly concentrate at work."
by Emmachan3

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:12pm UTC
Either that's another firework or a tribute is dead.

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BravoSierra
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May 16, 2013 3:16pm UTC
mi papá tiene 47 años: my dad is 47 years old
mi papa tiene 47 anos: my potato has 47 buttholes
i love spanish.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 6:28pm UTC
Even though going on
with you gone still ♥ upsets me,
there are days every now and again
I pretend I’m okay.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format coded by: br0kenwings

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC
this guy
at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 5:39pm UTC
No matter what point of history you go to,
it's always white people f.cking sh.t up for everyone.

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StayingStrongForever
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:10pm UTC
And let the stone say:
Here lies the girl whose only crutch
Was loving one man just a little too much
If you go before I do
I'm gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:13pm UTC
Because in real life
You're not what I thought
real life, this isn't what I want
Guess things aren't always what they seem.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 10:47pm UTC
It hurts to breathe

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
I wonder what it feels like
right before you jump off the edge,
knowing your life is going to end.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 7:51am UTC
To her classmates;
She is a quiet girl.. who doesn't talk that much.
To her friends;
She is a funny, outgoing girl.. that always makes them laugh.
To her best friend;
She is a crazy, fun girl.. that's always there for her.
To her boyfriend;
She is an amazing girl.. that he loves more than anything.
And to herself;
She's completely worthless..... it ain't right.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 2:25pm UTC
We are all guilty
of saving old messages from someone
who became really special in our lives
and going to familiar places
that gives us that small twinge in our hearts
and smiles on our faces.
It’s one of the most bittersweet feelings ever
because every time that person crosses our minds,
we remember the instances when
we were happy and complete.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:02pm UTC
the worst feeling
is when you’re close to someone
but they have someone who they will always like
more than they like you

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伤*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:18pm UTC
My greatest fear is that you will become
one of those people who i can only see in my memories

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