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mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that

205 faves · 29 comments · Jul 13, 2013 1:56pm

dolph*

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dolph*


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twerk · ohmygod · funny

emilygm* · 1 decade ago
Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Spam somewhere else you diseased clunge
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
we're so good at fish puns. They just swim in our heads I guess.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I was having a whale of a time
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ZiallAndPizza · 1 decade ago
from tumblr -_-
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Congratulations, you have the ability to state the obvious since I never claimed it was mine.
You'll get far in life kid, all the best.
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GreatBritt22 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha, omg.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Nobody is going to lake me seriously anymore.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Well anyone can add a fish pun to conversation, and have a halibut time, but you're going a bit far now.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
It's sharking how many puns I can come up with.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
People will consider your humour a load of pollacks if you use too many puns.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I better stop before you all get crabby!
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I'm not getting crabby but just make sure your puns are in the right plaice or your humour will be left floundering in the shallows with no sole.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I'm sorrry for making this fish puns, i can't kelp myself.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I'm waiting with baited breath.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
Whale, my friends are sleeping. Dolphinitely writing this one down.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
I would've thought you'd be too busy jacking off to internet prawn.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
That's pretty fishy. I'll have to tail my friends about this.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Holy Shrimp, this scampi happening to me
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Kamileon · 1 decade ago
Mermaids swim by using their tail, not their butt.
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Because mermaids obviously exist
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Kamileon · 1 decade ago
They exist as much as my mustache
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Great comeback
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mapletreeX · 1 decade ago
OMFG
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
http://24.media.tumblr.com/3948420cd1bc7255b7c249d18da67599/tumblr_monhzcjZI91ru5h8co1_500.gif
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
I SEA what you did there.
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
My life was just made.
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mapletreeX · 1 decade ago
HOLY CRAP IM DEAD
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BrighterThanAnyone · 1 decade ago
YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF FOR IT OMG I LOVE YOU OKAY.
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