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cheetah678
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December 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

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cheetah678
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December 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC

Dear Stride Gum,
Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.
Sincerely, Willy Wonka

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lovecrazy
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December 8, 2012 5:54pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC

those shampoo's that say "no tears"
is one of the reasons why i have trust issues.

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC

"is google a girl or a boy?"
obviously it's a girl because it won't allow you to complete your sentence without guessing before you finish what you say.

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC

me most of the year:
want that. and that. oh and that. ooh that's nice, that too.
what do you want for christmas?:
i cannot think of a possible thing that i want.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC

things i never learned in high school:
- how to do taxes
- what taxes are
- how to vote
- what politics are
- how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- how to write a check/balance a check book
- anything to do with banking
- how to do loans for college
- how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- how to buy a house or a car
but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.

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lovecourtney
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November 1, 2012 11:22pm UTC

Pressing a toy that say's TRY ME! in the store and it won't stop, so you akwardly walk away like nothing happened.
(i know i do!)

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LoveAlwaysMe
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 11:50pm UTC

Oh My Word
Oh My Gosh
Oh My God
OMG
OhEmGee
OhMyGod
OHMYGERD
really society?

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Caitee
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November 2, 2012 12:09am UTC

When I was a kid
I used to think the moon followed my car everywhere
Fav if you did too XD

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 29, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Almost one and a half months cut-free.
=D

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cmc443
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October 29, 2012 10:14pm UTC

me: *my dog playfully attacking me.*
mom: (shouts from other room) dont break the dog!

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Soccerfata
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October 21, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Me opening the fridge: “Baby you light up my world like nobody else...” <3

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witty_guy_here
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October 21, 2012 7:11pm UTC

when you spend the whole day with your girlfriend and 1 minute after see leaves you text her and wish she was with you. :3

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MexicanChicka
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October 19, 2012 10:54pm UTC

Me: Whatsup? :)
Friend: Nm hbu?
Me: -.- ARE YOU BREATHING?
Friend: yes ... ?
Me: THEN OBVIOUSLY YOURE DOING SOMETHING!
Friend: cool it there fire cracker!
True story <3

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you_are_loved
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 10:57pm UTC

SPONGEBOB LOGIC #IDK
there are drowning fish.......
......underwater

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BlueEyedNobody
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC

----------❤----------
So, today in my English
class
a boy shouted to the professor, knowing
that he likes to joke around: " Mr.
Knowel are you gay?"
And he replied : "Feel free to ask your
mother."
-BEST COMEBACK EVER-
----------❤----------.

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mariahelisabethann
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 10:39pm UTC

Anyone wanna talk?
add me on oovoo? or comment, I want new friends. (:
xmxaxrxiaxhx

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NeonYOLO
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October 16, 2012 10:32pm UTC

”If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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