Being a good person is like being a goal keeper. No matter how many goals you save . Peeple will remember only the one you missed formatcredit- rajsonkar
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July 28, 2013 4:49am UTC
Weirdness "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." -Dr Seuss
me at restaurants: is there wi-fi me at the mountains: is there wi-fi me at the beach: is there wi-fi me at family parties: is there wi-fi me at school: is there wi-fi me in hell: is there wi-fi
My friend thought it would be funny to prank call 911 My friend: Hello 911?! IS THIS 911?! My friend: Help me please! I'm surrounded by so many dead people! Operator: Please stay calm. Where is your location? My friend: AT THE CEMETARY