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cmc443

1. cmc443
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   a
   drop
   in
   the
   ocean
   
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2. cmc443
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2012 7:41am UTC
   >
   ...
   things girls like to do with guys #2
   watch scary movies .
   
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3. cmc443
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 1:31pm UTC
   >
   ...
   things girls like to do with guys #1
   cuddle.
   
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4. cmc443
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   October 29, 2012 10:14pm UTC
   me: *my dog playfully attacking me.*
   mom: (shouts from other room) dont break the dog!
   
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5. cmc443
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   I wanna be a bottle blonde
   I don’t know why but I feel conned
   I wanna be an idle teen
   I wish I hadn’t been so clean
   -marina and the diamonds
   
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6. cmc443
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   October 20, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   that awkward moment
   when your on pandora and your on the mac miller station and we are never ever getting back together by taylor swift comes on......
   
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7. cmc443
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   September 24, 2012 2:49pm UTC
   friend: where is the best place to hide a body?
   me: the second page of google?
   friend: no, the second page of yotube;)
   
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8. cmc443
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   September 18, 2012 5:47pm UTC
   that awkward moment when....
   you drop somthing in the shower and your family thinks you just drop dead
   
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9. cmc443
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   September 15, 2012 9:41am UTC
   plot twist: life hands you limes
   
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10. cmc443
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    August 13, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    correct and incorrect uses of YOLO
    correct:
    eating a whole tub of icecream YOLO!
    going surfing for the first timeYOLO!
    incorrect:
    jumping off a building without a parachute YOLO!
    robbing a bank YOLO!
    use yolo responsibly
    
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11. cmc443
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    August 3, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    plot twist: i wont die alone with 15 cats
    
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12. cmc443
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    July 31, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    youre partying with this guy and youre like yolo!
    then you get pregnat and hes like yoyo! (yo on yo own)
    
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13. cmc443
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    July 31, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    i never really understood the saying when life hands you lemons make lemonade.
    can someone explain it to me?
    
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14. cmc443
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    July 30, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    when you text me you
    make day
    ♥
    
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15. cmc443
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    July 23, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    oh no! call the police!
    he just stole my heart
    
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16. cmc443
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    July 23, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    lets flip a coin....
    heads im yours tails you're mine
    
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17. cmc443
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    July 23, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    who remembers aaron carter, nsync, backstreet boys and the spice girls
    
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18. cmc443
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    July 19, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    I love the new witty thanks steve! i love the ignore button! *cough* ingnoring all 1d quotes *cough*
    to all who dont like the new witty steve did it for us, witty was started in 2003 so it did need updating it now has html5! so thank steve for working his butt off to make witty better for all wittians:)
    
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19. cmc443
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    July 19, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    i wanna get you pregnant
    -jenna marbles
    
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20. cmc443
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    July 19, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    who wants to be my witty friends:)
    
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