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bye*
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August 25, 2013 2:56pm UTC

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom

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kowhyda*
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August 25, 2013 2:24pm UTC

The problem with school isn't the students or anything like that.
The problem with school is that they expect everyone to excel in everything. That's just stupid. People are amazing at certain things and horrible at other ones.
Honestly, it's like:
"Oh, you're not good in math? Well, who cares about how good you are in art! You need to be amazing at math! Don't you realize how stupid you are? Who cares that you can play 24 instruments? You aren't good at this one thing, therefore, you're stupid! You won't get far in life!"
It can even be the other way around!
You could be the top of your class in math, but (oh no!) you're just barely passing in History! Obviously you are a very unintelligent creature and need to be punished harshly for this horrific crime!
No. You don't need to know everything. Stop stressing people out who are already having a really hard f.ucking time just getting through life.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 25, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says 'open wide' is frowned upon in this establishment.

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happiest*
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August 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC

300 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

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capsized*
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August 25, 2013 10:02am UTC

My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut the f×ck up? Thanks a lot mc×sshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.

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BravoSierra
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August 25, 2013 12:57pm UTC

I really need a day
between Saturday and Sunday.

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BlackButterflies
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August 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC

in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there
has been a point in all our lives where we were literally
just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't
seem to have developed past that stage.

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TakingTheLibertyWalk
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August 26, 2013 8:16am UTC

I'm trying to be okay, i'm trying to be alright,
but seeing you with him just don't feel right.

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TakingTheLibertyWalk
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August 26, 2013 8:18am UTC

breaks a billion hearts,
i know i'm next in line.

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