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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    first day of school
    walking into class , seeing who is in it , & thinking
    " you've got to be kidding "

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
    Tumblr, i just love it

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Waitress: What would you like to drink?
    Me: the blood of my enemies.
    Waitress:
    Me:
    Waitress:
    Me:
    Waitress: is pepsi okay?

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    You know what pi.sses me off the most?
    Jeans with fake pockets.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 1:38am UTC
    tampon girl has a boyfriend and you don't...
    just let that sink in for a minute or two.

  6. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    Those scenerios you
    make in your head .
    When you start to like someone ♥

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 11:04am UTC
    Have you ever sent a really risky text
    And got really scared to see how the person would reply


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

  10. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:53am UTC
    it is the year 1800
    a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers
    she thinks trousers are really cool
    she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them
    the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to.
    the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers.
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says
    "it will make her a lesbian" everyone says
    "she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says
    "she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2000
    "i can't believe that there was a time when
    they didn't think it was ok for woman to
    wear pants!" everyone says
    it is the year 2020
    a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts
    he thinks skirts are really cool
    he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them
    the mum thinks her son should be allowed to
    the mum makes the boy a skirt
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says
    "it will make him gay" everyone says
    "he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says
    "he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2300
    "i can't believe there was a time when
    people didn't think it was ok for a boy
    to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says
    it is the year 2500
    "i can't believe that people used to be
    judged and restricted by the clothes
    they wore and the gender society told
    them they were," everyone says, "we
    have much bigger issues to worry
    about and what clothes someone
    chooses to wear is really the least
    of our problems."

  12. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I feel like hiding from the world
    I feel like being close to you
    I want you to hold me
    But that won't ever happen
    This is reality after all


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Constantly a man should reflect and ask himself, "What good thing have I done this day? The setting sun will carry with it a portion of my life."
    — Sarngadhara Paddhati


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    I guess nobody ever really does mean to fall in love.
    But it happens, and love brands itself on your brain.
    Its like a new street appearing overnight
    in the city you’ve lived in your whole life.
    The street is one way
    - you can’t turn and get off it-
    and it curves up ahead
    so that you can only see far enough
    to know that you’re heading into the unknown.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Is anyone else
    completely terrified
    by the concept that
    you could, someday, meet someone
    who actually genuinely wants to spend
    the rest of their life in love
    with you?

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    It’s the way
    he makes you smile,
    how every joke he tells you is hilarious.
    How he can annoy you one second,
    and make you feel like someone special the next.
    The way he says your name makes you weak at the knees.
    You start catching yourself looking his way more often,
    hoping he’s looking at you too.
    Then you start getting nervous whenever you talk to him,
    his instant messages become more meaningful to you,
    even if you can't remember what he was talking about..
    and that’s what makes you know
    you love him.

  19. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    Disney used to be on point and helped me. Idk wtf that Shake It Up and A.N.T Farm c/rap is. Even second generation Disney had SOME core to it; Early Hannah Montana, Early Suit life of Zack and Cody and Wizards of Wavery Place. Even Sonny with a chance was ALRIGHT. Now they’re just getting desperate.That’s so Raven taught things like everyone is beautiful no matter shape or size. Now the only thing Disney talks about is boy crushes. Lizzie McGuire had a variety of different episodes, And one episode was even about Miranda having an eating disorder. Something SERIOUS that people can ACTUALLY relate to.Then there was Phil Of The Future and Even Stevens- Mainly for entertainment as opposed to teaching moral lessons, But at least they were creative and entertaining. This new c/rap is just pathetic.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

:)

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