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MissTomlinson
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January 17, 2013 4:57pm UTC

*meeting One Direction*
You: Hey boys, will you sign my album please? (Trying to be confident)
Them: Sure!
Harry: *whispering to Liam* It's her...
Liam: *whispering to Harry* I know, bro. Stay cool!
Louis: *whispering to Zayn* Zayn... it's her! She's standing right in front of us!
Zayn: *whispering to Louis* Wow, I could scream right now!
Niall: OMFG IT'S YOU WE LOVE YOU! WE ALWAYS STALK YOUR TWITTER AND IMAGINE US MEETING YOU! YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS! ME AND THE BOYS ALWAYS FIGHT OVER YOU!
You: ...
Liam, Harry, Louis and Zayn: *facepalm*
Josh Devine: *Runs up to you* OMG GUYS IT'S HER!
Niall and Josh: *Scream and hug each other*
You: I love you!
Boys: *Faces light up*
Josh: NIALL, DID YOU HEAR THAT!?
Boys: *Jump over the table and hug you*
Zayn: Now... who gets to date her??
You: *wakes up*
You: *falls off your bed*
You: *hits your bed side table*
You: *dies*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyMindBook
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January 16, 2013 9:13pm UTC

If I can't untangle something within like 3 minutes then
I begin to start having an emotional breakdown.

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dolph*
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January 12, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Edward Cullen:
Could use time being immortal to research Cancer.
Instead goes to High School a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.

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NEON21
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January 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC

IF WITTY CLOSES
I may actually have a social life...
Oh, who am I kidding?
C L E A N U P W I T T Y 2013
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Infinity on high*
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January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

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cristymusicluver
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January 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC

I don't understand "fun size" chocolate bars, I mean what's so fun about less chocolate

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yourcool
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January 5, 2013 1:58pm UTC

1. i woke up
2. i went to school
3. i saw him
4. i ran into him and i hugged him
5. i kissed him
actually, the correct order is 2, 3, 4, 5, 1.

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 6:00pm UTC

When you're in a silent classroom and then every hilarious thing that's ever happened to you flashes through
your mind, and you try not to laugh so you just end up sounding like a malfunctioning sprinkler.
Anyone else?

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yourcool
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January 4, 2013 6:35pm UTC

saving a file and then realizing
you have no idea where you just saved it.

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yourcool
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January 4, 2013 6:43pm UTC

run towards whatever scares you.
unless it's a bear. don't run towards a bear.

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sammy*
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January 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC

if someone gave you a book that was the story of your life would you read it to the end?

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yourcool
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January 4, 2013 6:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 6:45pm UTC

The Cell Phone Restaurant Challenge:
phones must be facing downwards stacked in a phile during a meal.
the first person to check their phone? they pay the bill.

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jimmy365
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January 4, 2013 7:13pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
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January 4, 2013 6:38pm UTC

some of you are actually really attractive.
like wtf are you doing on the internet bro?

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phee
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January 2, 2013 4:48pm UTC

When i'm older and my daughter asks who my first love was, i don't want to have to pull out the old photo album.
I want to be able to point out across the room and say:
''He's sitting right over there''
-kaaryll

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spence*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 4:15am UTC

I hate texting people
first.
I feel awkward, unwanted, and annoying.

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AnaCastro196
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January 2, 2013 3:31pm UTC

*shooting in Connecticut*
Everyone: wow that is so sad!
Now: no one even talks about it, and/or care.

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I_Dont_Know
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January 2, 2013 3:53pm UTC

I spend more time untangling my headphones than actually listening to music.

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