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gracexo
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January 28, 2014 9:30pm UTC

So i havent been on Witty in about 2 years,
& i have no idea whats happening.

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CookieMonster09*
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September 8, 2013 4:12pm UTC

homophobia is stupid. i mean, who the hèll is afraid of homes

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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August 26, 2013 12:13am UTC

me: *buys things online*
me 3 hours later: ok where is it

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
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August 22, 2013 4:09pm UTC

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

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SalemSoto
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August 18, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Not having a thigh gap saved my phone from falling in the toilet.

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BlackButterflies
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August 24, 2013 2:06am UTC

it really bugs me when people tell other people (teenagers especially) that they are "too young to know what love means". so, what, there's an age limit now? the minute you hit 20 you suddenly sit up in bed and go, "oh my god, i understand! "
feelings are different for different people.
some people are mature enough to understand and fall in love at the age of twelve.
some people are not mature or perceptive enough to fall in love when they're fifty.
maybe the thirteen year old girl who says she's in love with this guy will look back and decide it wasn't love. maybe she'll marry him. maybe they'll break up two months later but she'll look back on it in ten years time and know that she did love him. who knows? you don't know.

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myusernamedoesntmatter
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January 8, 2013 2:40am UTC

human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.
Fullmetal Alchemist Body of the Sanctioned

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ReasonsToSmile
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January 1, 2013 12:52pm UTC

Reasons To Smile #713
The Book of Mormon.

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Shmurf97
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June 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Announcer: The nominees are..
leonardo dicaprio,
leonardo dicaprio,
leonardo dicaprio,
leonardo dicaprio,
leonardo dicaprio,
and the winner is.....
*opens envelope*
adele
Adele: I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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Hale_Storm18
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June 20, 2013 6:47pm UTC

If I was a werewolf, I'd call myself a "dog person" and
cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me

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Hale_Storm18
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June 20, 2013 4:48pm UTC

you are my laptop
my only laptop
you make me happy
when the skies are grey
you'll never know dear
how much i love you
please don't take
the charger
away

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kristabff
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June 14, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Me: ~dies~
Everyone: Aww. Krista was a wonderful girl, RIP!
An aunt of mine: How did she die at such a young age? So sad.
My mom: Well, my husband and I found her in front of her computer a couple days ago with a website called.. what what it... tumbling? Tumbling-er... Tumblr? I have no idea. Anyway, there were these moving pictures of a young boy.. I believe his name was Dan something? Dan Howell? We did a autotopsy on Krista and they say she died from a lack of oxygen from looking at the pictures. So unfortunate...

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BravoSierra
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May 26, 2013 7:35pm UTC

relative: so what are you learning in math?
me: that's a good question.

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BravoSierra
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April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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May 20, 2013 1:03pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Yahoo bought tumblr for $1.1 billion.
What an idiot. I signed up for free.

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 20, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Do you think he remembers
the moments too?
Do you think he looks at a calendar
and just pauses for a second,
remembering the significant events that happened
this day years in the past?
Does a boy’s heart ache when he thinks of
what used to be,
or does it not even cross his mind?

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ThatsSoMeee
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March 21, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Do you ever
just want to kiss someone so bad
and you see that person
and all you can think about is kissing them?

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