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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 8:45pm UTC

life hack: if your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. at night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you

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FlorenceSong
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May 5, 2013 3:41pm UTC

The first thing I notice is his hair -
it's the first thing I notice about anyone.
It's dark brown and messy and somehow both long and short at the same time.
It makes me think of the Beatles
It's artist's hair.
Musician hair.
I-pretend-I-don't-care-but-I-really-do hair.”

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dolph*
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May 6, 2013 9:28am UTC

My summary of Twilight
Bella: Nobody gets me
Edward: I get you
Bella: You get me?
Edward: I get you
Edward: Nobody gets me
Bella: I get you
Edward: You get me?
Bella: I get you
Jacob: I get you
Bella: You get me?
Jacob: I get you
Bella: You don't get me
Bella: He didn't get me
Edward: I get you
Bella: I get you too
Edward:
Bella:
Edward:
Bella: I have feelings and stuff

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vivalaleesha
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May 8, 2011 9:33pm UTC

Confession #7
I have a major YouTube crush and it's kind of pathetic.
alex day <3

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Jahyvie
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February 25, 2013 7:34pm UTC

What is the point of being alive if you dont atleast try to do something remarkable? -John Green.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 3:39pm UTC

My little cousin
started stroking my face
and I thought it was so sweet
until he came up real close to my ear and whispered
"I'm putting crumbs on you so ants will
eat you in your sleep"
nmf/nmq

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC

THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 2:24pm UTC

I love the uniqueness of everyone's
profile.

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vivre merveilleusement*
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Plot Twist: Macklemore doesn't want to go thrift shopping with you.

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Plusle_N_Minun
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February 17, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Who knows?
I'm probably stalking your page right now
ps. don't be surprised when you get 10 notifications
and they're all from me.

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MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes
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February 18, 2013 10:36am UTC

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says im OK,
but i feel like I've dyed a little inside. ♥

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 12:29pm UTC

Members of Maroon 5:
- Adam Levine
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:13pm UTC

I like wearing
oversized sweaters.
not because
they’re extremely
comfy and
cuddly, but because
whenever the
sleeves are
really big, I get to
flop them around and
smack people
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:13pm UTC

"go fetch!"
i say to my
dog as I throw a
stick. he
stares at me
blankly for a few
seconds. i
encourage him to
fetch again. he
looks me
dead in the
eye and says
“stop trying to make
fetch happen”
then walks away
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Me: He doesn't like me...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Thanks obama.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 9:16pm UTC

once
I asked myEnglish
teacher if teachers
shipped their students and
after explaining what
shipping meant she
told me that that is
literally one of the
most popular discussions
in the staff room
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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capsized*
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February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC

so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

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