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I_Dont_Know
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August 31, 2012 7:18pm UTC

A patronus a day keeps the dementors away.

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a_part_of_me
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August 31, 2012 6:27pm UTC

As a child,
who else used to go onto the
computer,
just to use paint?

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Honestly...
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 2:21pm UTC

My Boyfriend
Good mlrning beautiful
lol, thanks you spelled morning wrong by the way
I got off work an hour ago and can’t sleep and DONT U DARE CORRECT MY SPELLING MR GRAMMER
so my name is Beautiful Grammer? oh, you spelled grammar wrong
-_- theres no point…
*sigh*
lol! i win i should put this on witty
What's witty?
...don't worry about it
nmf

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JerseyGurrl
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:22pm UTC

*Washing Hands*
*sleeve starts falling down*
NOOOO!
♥

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meganvictoria2013
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC

I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his unborn son physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper 1000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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marylouRockin
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 10:33am UTC

Never underestimate
the pain of a person
that dares to put the blade
on their wrists.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Excuse me wittians,
As a guy i get lots of hate from some girls, a certain few really...
So i have been informed that you fave my quotes and follow me for being a guy!
So if this is the case, i would like you to unfollow me, and please unfave my quotes unless you actually like them...
Help me get less hate by faving this if you like me for my quotes not for my Pen*s
~Thank you for reading

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Now that I am over you
I haven't a clue what to wish for
when the clock strikes 11:11

(OneDirection) nmf

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JustSaying
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 12:09pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
Messages
Mom
Edit
Son, alittl birdie told me you have been doing drugs
Seems to me that the only person doing drugs is you, because you apperntly have been talking to birds. .
Bravosierra credit
nmq

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:36pm UTC

Kim Possible, A Sitch in Time
Ron: Uhm, excuse me weird orby robot thing, but where are you taking us?
Robot: The attitude adjustment center
Kim: Isn't that the high school?
Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit.
Ron: Yep. High school...

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 1:10pm UTC

My ceiling fan has 3 settings
1. Very Slow
2. Slow
3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 1:01am UTC

Who here on witty thinks their mom is beautiful?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 10:46am UTC

Me thinking in public: If you can read my thoughts, hello.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

I wish there was a room where we
could go and find all the stuff we once lost.

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yourcool
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August 23, 2012 2:32pm UTC

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 4:07pm UTC

You're my bestfriend;
I'm not gonna stand around and watch someone hurt you.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Of course I still have feelings for him.
Only this time it's of angry, hatred, & disgust.

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC

I Love Seeing..
Quotes That Say "Here's To The Kids Who Grew Up Watching The Shows:
That's So Raven.
Lizzie Mcguire.
Kim Possible.
Hanna Montana.
(And A Bunch of Other Disney Shows).
I Never Liked Disney, And I'm Sure There Are Others..
So...
H ere's To The Kids Who...
Weren't Into Disney Shows (Mainly Guys, But A Few Awesome Girls Too) Who Grew Up Watching The Shows:
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Toonami.
Samurai Jack.
Courage The Cowardly Dog.
Dragon Ball.
Dragon Ball Z.

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC

When my parents try to make me go to sleep at 9:00 because they want me to get used to it for school.
Lol, no.

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