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1. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2013 6:11pm UTC
   *Today in homeroom.*
   *Two guys arguing*
   Teacher: Alright! Stop fighting!
   Guy 1: We're not fighting! We're using words. Verbally.
   Guy 2: Yeah, like the cold war! (We're studying that in Social Studies.)
   Guy 3: Hey. I bet my nuke is bigger than yours. ;)
   Guy 2: Yeah, well my missle can wrap all the way around the world. Twice.
   Teacher: *Facepalm.*
   
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2. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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   April 15, 2013 10:04pm UTC
   I hate what this world has been turned into.
   You used to beable to go outside, and not worry about getting mugged, or shot.
   Now, you run a marathon for charity, and some idiot tries to blow everyone up.
   I can't even begin to describe how disgusted I am.
   Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Boston.
   
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3. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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   April 6, 2013 12:28am UTC
   give :) me :) attitude :) one :) more :) time :) and :) see :) what :) happens :)
   
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4. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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   March 25, 2013 3:08pm UTC
   What if I just started licking the dentists
   fingers while they were in my mouth
   
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5. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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   March 25, 2013 12:33pm UTC
   Once upon a time, I went on Wtty's Top Quotes section,
   and the quotes were actually good.
   
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6. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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   March 17, 2013 12:07pm UTC
   Whoever thinks sitting in a church makes you a Christain,
   must also think that sitting in a garage makes you a car.
   
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7. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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   March 17, 2013 11:04am UTC
   Harry: I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.
   Hermione: What's that?
   Harry: That even though we've got a fight ahead of us,
   we've got one thing Voldemort doesn't have.
   Ron: Yeah?
   Harry: Something worth fighting for.
   -Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix-
   
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8. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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   March 17, 2013 10:18am UTC
   The ideal man does not smoke,
   Does not drink,
   Does not do drugs,
   Does not exist.....
   
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9. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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   March 7, 2013 9:54pm UTC
   So today I was in Social Studies, and this guy next to me
   was wearing shorts. He started stroking his hairy leg, and I
   finally asked what he was doing. He replied with,
   "I'm petting my cat."
   "You wanna pet him?"
   TrueStory.
   
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10. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    March 2, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    Just like dust, we settle in this town.
    On this broken, merry go round.
    
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11. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    February 25, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I just sit down and let the water run over my head like I'm in some sort of hot waterfall.
    
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12. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    February 25, 2013 7:01am UTC
    Hey Macklemore!
    Can we go thriftshopping?
    
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13. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    February 24, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Love is patient,
    Love is kind,
    Love means slowly losing your mind.
    
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14. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    February 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Superman is to kryptonite,
    as I am to stairs.
    
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15. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    October 28, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Mitt Romney is someone who would try to make "fetch" happen.
    Like, no. Stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen.
    
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16. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    October 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    That completley awkward moment ,
    when you're at a football game with your bestfriend,
    and you're talking about how gorgeous your crush looks in his uniform,
    and then you realize at the end of the game,
    that the two people sitting next to you,
    were his parents.
    
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17. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    October 13, 2012 8:49am UTC
    Todays my 14th birthday.
    I wish I'd stop growing up.
    I finally understand why Peter Pan never wanted to grow up.
    
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18. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    October 4, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're sitting next to your crush at lunch, and his bestfriend starts making fun of him, and calls him a girl, and then you say, "Well, if you're a girl, then I must be a lesbian," without realizing what you just said. Then they both stare at you awkwardly...
    
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19. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
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    October 3, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    I was listening to the radio, and "S&M" came on, by Rihanna. When the song was over, Ryan Seacrest said,
    "Woahh, And that was 50 Shades of
    Rihanna. ;)
    Now heres Neon Trees with Everybody Talks....
    
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20. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Dad: Go see if it's still sprinkling. I want to do a bonfire later.
    Me: But it's too cold outside.......FOR ANGELS TO FLYYYYY.
    Dad: What.
    
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