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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    im so miserable but i laugh at everything

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    1 If it feels wrong, don't do it.
    2 Say exactly what you mean.
    3 Don't be a people pleaser.
    4 Trust your instincts.
    5 Never speak bad about yourself.
    6 Never give up on your dreams.
    7 Don't be afraid to say no.
    8 Don't be afraid to say yes.
    9 Be kind to yourself.
    10 Let go of what you can't control.
    11 Stay away from drama and negativity.
    12 LOVE.
    — 12 Steps to Self-Care

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 1:17pm UTC
    If you have a stupid ex,
    favorite this with your middle finger.

  4. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:30pm UTC
    This poem was written by an eight grade boy.
    Our Generation
    Our generation will be known for nothing
    Never will anybody say,
    We were the peak of mankind.
    That is wrong, the truth is
    Our generation was a failure.
    Thinking that
    We actually succeeded
    Is a waste. And we know
    Living only for money and power
    Is the way to go.
    Being loving, respectful, and kind
    Is a dumb thing to do.
    Forgetting about that time,
    Will not be easy, but we will try.
    Changing our world for the better
    Is something we never did.
    Giving up
    Was how we handled our problems.
    Working hard
    Was a joke.
    We knew that
    People thought we couldn't come back.
    That might be true,
    Unless we turn things around.
    (Read from the bottom to top now)

  5. destabilise destabilise
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 8:47pm UTC
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  6. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 8:43am UTC
    I cannot keep my eyes open
    for much longer, but
    that should hardly
    make a difference.
    When i can see,
    i spell out your name
    or i describe the shape
    of each freckle on your nose.
    and when i can't,
    i meet you in my dreams
    and i desperately
    call out your name.
    But there is no reply.
    Regardless of my vision,
    I miss you.
    r.m.

  7. BittersweetMemories BittersweetMemories
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 4:32am UTC
    It's almost 4:30 in the morning, and I'm still up. Wanna know why? I'm sitting here, wondering why I let some boy get the best of me. Why am I hung up on one guy who doesn't even realize that he's the biggest part of my life? It's honestly pathetic of myself. I know damn well I should just go with what's better, but better isn't him. I'm not happy, I'm just content with my life. He holds the key to my happiness. I'm put on a damn shelf for later, and he controls me.
    And what's worse, is that everyone around me knows I don't need him. My head knows I don't need him, but heart is so in love with him.

  8. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 12:19pm UTC
    You know what?
    Yes, I have changed.
    I'm not as nice as I used to be,
    because i don't want to get used or
    walked over.
    I don't trust anyone and tell them my secrets,
    because behind every fake smile is a backstabber.
    I distance myself from people because in the end,
    they're only going to leave.
    I have changed because i have realised that i'm the only person
    I can depend on.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
    Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
    Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
    Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"

  10. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    if she gets shoved into you,
    she likes you

  11. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 12:02am UTC
    I hope one day
    You will realize I did truly care for you. I promise you're gonna miss me being there,
    putting up with you. refusing to give up on you.
    You're gonna regret everything you've done to me,
    including all the demage you've caused. And someday
    you'll turn back and I won't be waiting for you any longer.
    I might have been worthless to you, but you'll miss me when I become priceless to another.

  12. JordanReneee JordanReneee
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 9:58pm UTC
    Hold Your Head High Gorgeous
    People Would Kill To See You Fail ☀ ♡

  13. JordanReneee JordanReneee
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    Im not one of those clingy girls. i wont text you first everyday. Come up & talk to me or we wont talk. If you short answer me i simply wont reply. If you attempt to distance yourself from me, i will push you away faster than you can say "dont go". Compare me to other girls & you can be HERS. Act like you want to be with me or you can be without. Maybe im not worth the effort, but maybe i am. But one thing is F O R S U R E. . i was just fine before you came into my life. So i will be perfectly okay when you decide to walk out. ✌

  14. ronaldamoorexo ronaldamoorexo
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 4:49am UTC
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    be like snow;
    cold, but beautiful.
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    cookiedoughformats

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 10:32pm UTC
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  16. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 1:28am UTC
    No relationship is ever
    a waste of time.
    If it didn't bring you
    what you want, it
    taught you what
    you don't want.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:25am UTC
    i'm the nicest rudest person you'll ever meet.
    i dont give a fck about anything but at the same time i care about a lot. i hate people but i develop crushes easily, i hate myself but at the same time i am completely fabulous.

  18. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:00am UTC
    Alternative phrases to "calm your ti.ts":
    -soothe your boobs
    -de-stress your breasts
    -undo the calamity that is your mammaries
    -adjust your bust before it combusts
    Thank you for your time

  19. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 10:20pm UTC
    It's hard hearing our song
    It's hard hearing your name
    It's hard when I have exciting news and I can't tell you
    It's hard at night when I'm all alone
    It's hard seeing you with other girls
    It's hard saying goodbye to you
    It's hard to move on
    Especially when I still have feelings for you

  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 6:24pm UTC
    Everyone always leave me
    Because no one wants to deal with a girl who's "broken"

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