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kristabff
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July 21, 2013 6:54pm UTC

Chuck Norris threw a grenade.
Thousands of people died. And then the grenade blew up.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 10:44pm UTC

The Witty, "Black Parade"
Do you guys even have any idea what started the whole thing?
It was a bug, for some weird reason the bug made it so you
couldn't see depression tagged quotes in the feed.... THAT'S IT.
but the Black Parade members thought that Steve had purposly
taken away that tag from the feed, so what did they do? they created
a petition, which Steve soon saw and replied something like:
"Oh sorry it was a bug, I took care of it." Then you know, everything
was okay and the bug was fixed.
Then, the peope who are against depression quotes being on Witty
decide to go and make quotes about how Steve should change it back,
or how the petition is stupid. Guys, Steve never even changed a thing.
Like I said it was a bug, an accident. And yeah maybe the petition
is stupid to some people but seriously?
I know this isn't a quote, I apologize, I just had to say this.

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:07pm UTC

There's always that one song that
plays way too loud and scares the hell out of you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 1:24pm UTC

I'm not a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place
I'm not very slim and I'm pretty clumsy
But when I think about it and take a step back
I remember how amazing my life truly is
and that maybe I like being
♥ imperfect. ♥

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 1:32pm UTC

I recently downloaded a CD with
ice-cream truck music on it, now
I spend my weekends driving
around cities and watch the faces
of disappointment on the youngb
oys and girl's faces - It's GOLD.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:51am UTC

mom: you do realize someday you'll have to pay for all your own expenses.
me: yes, but today is not that day.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:48am UTC

That obnoxious moment
when a package says"easy open" and you need a knife, sisscors, a gun and a light saber to get into it.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:58am UTC

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:25am UTC

Poking holes in your parent's condoms
so someone else can do the damn dishes.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Me: Maybe if i stare at my follow button for long enough someone will follow me

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:47am UTC

I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

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sadness*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:51am UTC

Mum: do your homework
Me: aint nobody got time for dat

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p0kemon
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:54am UTC

stand up for what you believe in. Even if your legs
aren't steady.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC

adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 10:19am UTC

Google
How to beome a mermaid
Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
Change Background Image Advertising Programs Business Solutions Privacy & Terms‎ +Google ‎ About Google

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ParticipationAward*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 11:58pm UTC

If you ever feel like your too awkward when your trying to flirt with someone just remember that one time a guy told me "you know your'e a really pretty girl." and what did I say? "Thanks you are too."
Thanks you are too.
YOU ARE TOO.
PRETTY GIRL.
YOU ARE TOO.
I TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS ALSO A REALLY PRETTY GIRL.

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JKS123
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 7:00am UTC

Friends are like balloons
If you stab them they die.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Pet names you shouldn’t use with your partner:
• old lady
• johnny quickfingers
• mr moist
• robocop
• infant
• any racial slur
• any cast member of entourage
• kidz bop
• north west
• barack obama
• mr long-legged mack daddy
• gary busey

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