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1. sadness*
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2013 10:51am UTC
   Mum: do your homework
   Me: aint nobody got time for dat
   
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2. sadness*
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2013 2:46pm UTC
   Me: hey pass that please?
   friend: what? the phone?
   Me: no the table
   
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3. sadness*
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 2:33pm UTC
   Fan: i love you ron weasley
   Ed Sheeran: you're definitely at the wrong concert
   
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4. sadness*
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 2:51pm UTC
   Me: i forgot my book, can i paper please
   Teacher: no
   Me: okay i'll just write on the table then
   True story
   
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5. sadness*
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2012 1:37pm UTC
   IF THIS
   this is love then love is easy
   
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6. sadness*
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 11:48am UTC
   i hate it when people say
   "Don't worry there's 6 billion people in the world, one of them is just for you"
   b/tch do i look like i'm gonna travel around the world and meet 6 billion people?
   (McFly)
   
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7. sadness*
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   August 10, 2012 11:45am UTC
   Me: mum can i go to a sleepover?
   Mum: Okay you can go to a sleepover, but call me every 5 minute to make sure you're alive
   (quote by McFly)
   
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8. sadness*
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   August 7, 2012 1:57pm UTC
   Boy: you cant fool me
   girl: okay, spell toast
   boy: t-o-a-s-t
   girl: say it 5 times
   boy: toast,toast,toast,toast,toast
   girl: say it another 3 times
   boy: toast,toast,toast
   girl: okay... what do you put in a toaster?
   boy: toast
   girl: really? i put in bread
   (quote by McFly)
   
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9. sadness*
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 12:35pm UTC
   boy: "CALL ME MAYBE"
   Me: Okay i'll go buy a phone
   (quote by McFly)
   
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10. sadness*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Me: Where have you been all my life?
    Boyfriend: Aww thanks
    Me: I've been everywhere man, looking for someone
    Boyfriend:
    Me: Someone who can please me
    Boyfriend: So am i not good enough?
    Me: Love Me all night long
    boyfriend: you saying i'm not good enough, Guess you dont want me?
    Me: *Takes headphones out* Oh hey honey how was your sisters?
    Boyfriend: Oh....er...great
    (quote McFly)
    
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11. sadness*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 8:42am UTC
    Bailey: its just food
    Zack: ONLY FOOD?!
    Zack: is it only air that we breathe?
    Zack: only blood that courses through our VEINS?!
    Quote by McFly
    
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12. sadness*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    you can keep everything
    except for me
    (quote by McFly)
    
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13. sadness*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    When you remember
    something funny,
    and you can't stop smiling like a idot
    
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14. sadness*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:16am UTC
    I wanna
    spend forever and a lifetime with you
    (quote by Mcfly)
    
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15. sadness*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:38am UTC
    There is no magic in this world
    It all just seems so fake
    this idea that good things happen to good people
    and there is magic in the world
    and the meek and righteous will inhear it
    there is too many good people who suffer
    for something like that to be true
    there are too many prayers that will get unanswered
    everyday we ignore how completely broken this world is
    and we tell ourselves
    "its all going to be okay"
    "you're going to be okay"
    but its not okay
    and once you know that there is no going back
    there's no magic in the world
    at least not today there isn't
    NMF/Quote by McFly
    
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16. sadness*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Are you happy
    now that she's on the ground?
    And do you realize the words you say leaves bruises that don't fade away?
    
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17. sadness*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    11:11
    i wish for you
    McFly
    
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18. sadness*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Friend: i really like your perfume, what is it?
    Me: febreze
    Quote by McFly
    
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19. sadness*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 10:10am UTC
    I've seen so many quotes
    about how people miss the old disney/nick shows,
    and they write a list of their favorites ones
    but non of them have mentioned
    - cory in the house
    - kenan and kel
    anybody remember them?
    ♥
    
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20. sadness*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:09am UTC
    ♚
    KEEP CALM
    A N D
    love One Direction
    
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