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XxprettixX
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November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
how ready are you? ?`d
♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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kkaitlynx0
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July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC

I laugh at my own texts
before i send them
Be cause im that danm funny.

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KrystalKastles
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August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC

I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

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CharliesTheName
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August 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I turned into Squidward when I got annoyed
with all the childish people around me
I turned into Spongebob when I
decided to have fun with my life
I turned into Mr. Krabs when I tried
to save my money and not waste it
I turned into Plankton when I got obsessed
with my computer and practically married it
And I turned into Patrick when I stopped being
social and practically lived under a rock

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lithium*
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August 18, 2013 6:25pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I was supposed to get
hot this summer

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breezy_mac
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August 21, 2013 7:33am UTC

if you like someone tell them
... or stalk them on every social network.

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spence*
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 3:10pm UTC

how can people lift weights?
my arms get tired just by putting my hair in a ponytail

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Waitress: What would you like to drink?
Me: the blood of my enemies.
Waitress:
Me:
Waitress:
Me:
Waitress: is pepsi okay?

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Periods are ridiculous.
I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

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kristabff
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August 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC

i think i'm finally fat enough to be a good roll model

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yourcool
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August 25, 2013 1:23am UTC

if you ever feel bad about your life
drive out to walmart at 2am and walk around. you're welcome.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 25, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Me: Mom, I need money.
Mom: What? Did you already spend those two dollars I gave you in 2007?

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yourcool
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August 25, 2013 12:47am UTC

why spend 300 dollars on a pair of shoes
do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that type of money

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 25, 2013 5:56pm UTC

I love learning bad things
about people that I don't like

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yourcool
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August 25, 2013 12:27am UTC

you think you've got problems?
I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning...

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BravoSierra
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August 25, 2013 1:20pm UTC

me opening the fridge: baby you light up my world like nobody else.

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yourcool
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August 25, 2013 12:34am UTC

happy has five letters
pizza has five letter. this is no coincidence

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Ethanol
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August 25, 2013 8:01am UTC

"You have someone in your life whom you honor and revere so much that every hurt on them is inflicted on you as well. And the closer they are to you, the greater the pain"
— GAARA, NARUTO

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yourcool
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August 25, 2013 2:01am UTC

"you're so cute aw"
you wanna know what else I am? single

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yourcool
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August 25, 2013 2:09am UTC

i got 20 chicken nuggets
10 for me and 10 for me

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