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  1. aellyniq aellyniq
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Romantic Interest Timeline For The Socially Inept.
    Age 7: Hi. I like you. You're my boyfriend now.
    Age 17: I kinda like you. Wanna, like, hang sometime or something 'cause you're amazing?
    Age 27: Hey! I'm interested in you. Let's be friends and then slowly let our interest for each other turn into infatuation as we deny our feelings the entire time while trying to build our lives separate from one another because we missed several of each other's social cues. Then when we're alone lets think about each other for a split second and think Did we make the right choice?" After that I'll bump into you and try to rekindle a friendship but it'll be made awkward by exes we had and by then, lets just see where it goes.
    Age 47: Bye.
    Age 67: Hi. I like you. You're my boyfriend now.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Me: *looks through top stories on Wattpad*
    Wattpad: I Fell In Love With Niall Horan
    Wattpad: A One Direction Love Story
    Wattpad: Adopted by Zerrie
    Wattpad: All of One Direction is Fighting Over Me???
    Me: What the actual fck

  3. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    Parents:
    Expect you to do things that they never even do themselves


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    "Why are you so boring?"
    "Of course, I'm boring to you; we're not in the same fandom."

  6. Differents0x Differents0x
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    Somtimes you gotta
    laugh at serious suituations

  7. aellyniq aellyniq
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    She's just a girl in the world,
    with her head towards the sky.
    Head so far in the clouds,
    believes she can fly.
    Their words of discouragement are for naught.
    She humors them by asking, "why?"
    Pays opinion no attention as she soars on by.
    She can't feel pain because she's up there,
    living her dream, on high.

  8. motionlessinwhite15 motionlessinwhite15
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 12:00am UTC
    it's okay not to be perfect

  9. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it.
    A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and have a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like subbeams and you will always look lovely.
    Format by Breeze


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    Person: I think your crush likes you.
    Me: Ha.
    Me: haha.
    Me: hahaha.
    Me: That's mentally impossible.


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  13. iLL-Legal Alien๐Ÿ‘ฝ* iLL-Legal Alien๐Ÿ‘ฝ*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    77% of girls think they're ugly.
    50% of girls think they're fat.
    100% of society should stop insulting girls on their appearances.
    Some of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen ;
    Look nothing like supermodels.
    Smdh.


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  15. 234325fdsazgdg* 234325fdsazgdg*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:42am UTC
    FIND THE BLACK
    ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ 
    FIND THE GAY
    ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ 
    FIND THE UGLY
    ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ 
    FIND THE LESBIAN
    ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ  ์œ 
    You could not?
    No, because we are all equal.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    "We're your family, we're allowed to make fun of you."
    "Come on, it's just a joke."
    "Toughen up and stop being a baby."
    "We're just teasing."
    Stop.
    Bullying is bullying no matter who it comes from. I just hurts a sh.itload more when it's coming from people you trust.
    Screw off.

  17. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    Today at school a boy asked a girl to homecoming. He got inside her locker so when she'd open it she would just see him standing there with a bunch of roses. Everyone was like "Aww that's soo cute!!" While I'm over here like, "If I opened my locker and saw a body in there I'd run away screaming... but you know"

  18. NezhoniiLovesTheFay NezhoniiLovesTheFay
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    me: *gets on YouTube*
    me: oh noooo no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
    me: crap the band i like is getting popular
    me: *cries*

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    THE PERFECT WEIGHT
    HEIGHT WEIGHT YOU ARE
    4'10" yours loved
    4'11" yours beautiful
    5'0" yours smart
    5'1" yours cute
    5'2" yours worth it
    5'3" yours a sweetheart
    5'4" yours fierce
    5'5" yours cared about
    5'6" yours unique
    5'7" yours adorable
    5'8" yours bright
    5'9" yours important
    5'10" yours kind
    5'11" yours brave
    everyone yours already perfect

  20. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Check out the new Witty Profiles before everyone else.
    http://test.wittyprofiles.com
    Let me know what needs improvement and I'll fix it.I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.

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