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AbbyShea143
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June 18, 2012 12:34pm UTC

11 year olds unsernames when I was 11: fairy_princess11
11 year olds usernames now: fu ckmeharry69

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AustinH
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June 18, 2012 3:22pm UTC

There's always those kids
a couple years younger than you
that think they're so cool
but really, they're only annoying as helll.

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cheetah678
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June 21, 2012 11:20am UTC

:On the Ellen Degeneris show:
Edward: Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?
Ellen: Im on neither team Edward or team Jacob
Edward: ......
Ellen: Im on a totally different team
lmao do you get it?

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Bravosierra*
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June 20, 2012 7:46pm UTC

So many girls want a guy to save them.
But one did, 2012 years ago †
Thank you Jesus, for saving me.

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yourcool
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June 18, 2012 9:36pm UTC

F is for friends who don't talk to you,
U is for you're all alone,
N is for never having any plans,
All i do is sit at home.

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Andreaxoxo
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June 19, 2012 6:11pm UTC

When I'm a parent
I'm giving my kids the life I wish I had.

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__OneDirectionerForever__
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June 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC

9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

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BravoSierra
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June 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Raising your hand when you are at homeBecause no one is paying attention to you.

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Larissa_xoxo44
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June 22, 2012 11:06am UTC

I wish I could illegaly download clothes.

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BravoSierra
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June 22, 2012 11:42am UTC

Me: Everyone is beautiful.
Me: Except me. I don't count.

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mayday
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June 10, 2012 8:47pm UTC

me at a party: can i have your wi-fi code?

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mayday
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June 10, 2012 8:37pm UTC

kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes and party everynight because you only live once bro.
me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy & pretend i'm a dragon ok.

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alimophia
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June 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC

zayn is perfect.
nobody is perfect.
so zayn is nobody.
nobody loves me.
therefore, zayn malik loves me.

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polinaagoldberg*
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June 3, 2012 9:02pm UTC

They Should Invent #1
A treadmill with a built in laptop that only works when you're running. And if you want to download something, the faster you run, the faster it downloads.
*If I get more than 100 faves, I'll make a series. Comment if you want that.
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xxxtheicekillerxxx
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June 3, 2012 12:37pm UTC

b
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ifunny.
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YOSO: You Only Sting Once.Format by Breeze

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lexaccxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 1:16pm UTC

What If
I'm actually attractive, but hot guys just think I'm out of their league?

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i_am_not_a_whore
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April 10, 2012 10:29pm UTC

nothing's fine I'm
TORN
format by julietechoecho

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SoHelpMeMichael
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Oh, therapy,
can you please fill the void:
am I retarded or am I
just
OVERJOYED?
format by julietechoecho

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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fluffybunny
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 4:48pm UTC

iGo One Direction
Fred: I think i know what might motavate Harry to get out of bed
Sam: You think i should work him a buttersock
Carly: No i really dont
Zayn: Did she just say buttersock
Liam: Is that a sock
Louis: Full of butter?

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