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Larissa_xoxo44

1. Larissa_xoxo44
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   October 24, 2012 9:23pm UTC
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2. Larissa_xoxo44
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   June 22, 2012 11:06am UTC
   I wish I could illegaly download clothes.
   
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3. Larissa_xoxo44
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 11:02am UTC
   TRYING TO CHANGE
   A tampon
   WITHOUT
   Making a mess.
   IS LIKE.
   Giving heart surgery.
   
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4. Larissa_xoxo44
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   Want some Lovin'?
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81BWOdsFIZw
   Copy and paste this URL, watch the video, and comment a topic (and witty username) on the video. . . I will leave a LONG and SWEET comment on your profile + Follow you + Fav 5 of your quotes.
   I PINKY PROMISE
   
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5. Larissa_xoxo44
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   I wish
   All good tasting food was healthy, and all nasty food was unhealthy.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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6. Larissa_xoxo44
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2012 6:48pm UTC
   I wish my school was like the one in Victorious
   <♦>
   
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7. Larissa_xoxo44
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   1+1=3
   If you don't use a condom
   
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8. Larissa_xoxo44
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   Why I love One Direction
   Serving size: 5 boys
   aa
   % Variety *
   Harry's sexiness 26%
   Louis' jokes 15%
   British/ Irish accents 15%
   AMAZING singing skills 21%
   Zayn's hair 6%
   Niall's cute Irish self 8%
   Liam and his fear of spoons 9%
   *Percents are based on average statistics. The amounts may be higher or lower depending on your case of One Direction Infection.
   
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9. Larissa_xoxo44
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   I want to throw a party with fake alcohol,
   and see how many people pretend to be drunk.
   <♦>
   nmq
   
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10. Larissa_xoxo44
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    SHOT ME OUT
    OF THE SKY,
    YOU'RE MY
    KRYPTONITE.
    <♦>
    
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11. Larissa_xoxo44
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    April 17, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Here's to the girls
    That respect themselves and their bodies.
    <♦>
    
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12. Larissa_xoxo44
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    April 16, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    That awkward momment
    when you dont know what category to put your quote in.
    
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13. Larissa_xoxo44
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    x
    x
    x
    x
    MENU
    ► ll
    ►►l
    ►►l
    That song on your iPod that you play over and over, but never get tired of.
    x
    x
    That is all.♥
    nmf
    
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14. Larissa_xoxo44
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Once there was an ugly barnicle,
    He was SO ugly that everyone died,
    THE END.
    
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15. Larissa_xoxo44
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    Dad: I want you to marry the girl of my choice.
    Son: No.
    Dad: This girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
    Son: Okay!
    *DAD GOES TO BILL GATES*
    Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
    Bill Gates: No way! Do I know you?!
    Dad: My son is the CEO of the world bank
    Bill Gates:OK! We can arrange for them to meet.
    *DAD GOES TO PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK*
    Dad: Appoint my son as CEO of your bank.
    President: NO!
    Dad: He is the son-in law of Bill Gates.
    President: Hmm. OK!
    WELL PLAYED DAD, WELL PLAYED.
    
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16. Larissa_xoxo44
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    WHO ELSE REMEMBERS,
    When Disney Channel showed a movie
    ??
    Every night at 8:00?
    
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17. Larissa_xoxo44
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Last night,
    I had a dream about Harry Styles <3
    Does that mean,
    He went to bed thinking of me?
    NMQ/NMF
    
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18. Larissa_xoxo44
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    April 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC
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19. Larissa_xoxo44
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    March 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    I want an ugly bestfirend
    So when I'm with her and we pass hot
    guys, they'd be more likely to hit on
    me(;
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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20. Larissa_xoxo44
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Is this just me?
    I get random bruises that i don't remember how i got, and my mom flips out thinking im lying.
    
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