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 9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.

Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.
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9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops,

1773 faves · 92 comments · Jun 16, 2012 8:24pm

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maliaax · 1 decade ago
Hmm... I'm 11 so.
Short Shorts? harmless
A&F? don't even go to abercrombie kids
Hollister? Yes
VS bras and undies? don't even own a gilly hicks one
stuffed bra? doesn't that hurt!?
iPhone? SIM card-less
iPad? a family one
vera bradley? never heard of that
died hair? at a birthday party, with chalk
a lot of makeup? only for plays
$500 dollar manicures? can't even get a $30 one!
getting drinks and drunk? Never have gotten drunk, only tasted my dads bubbles in his beer.
saying yolo? I'm saying nothing.
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1DandDiamonds* · 1 decade ago
I have an iPod and Im 11.
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DatSilv · 1 decade ago
I don't know what nine-year-olds you're talking about. NOT A SINGLE ONE is like that.
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HeartbreakForTheBeginner · 1 decade ago
Seriously. You are stereotyping all 9 year-olds out there.
I thought Witty was an anti-bully zone.
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VictoriaSaekoo · 1 decade ago
This isn't true... I'm nine years old, I don't drink, wear short shorts, my hair isn't died, I don't say YOLO every 5 seconds, I don't even wear bras, and I don't get 500 dollar manicures. Why do people think every kid is like this? This is really getting on my nerves. I don't believe kids really do this, but if so, it's not their fault. It's their parent's fault for letting them...
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Islandgal1 · 1 decade ago
Brings me back... but still the younger generation is getting out of control -.-
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lexilovesyou9 · 1 decade ago
Seriously, what 9 year old drinks? please* tell me.
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majorette2016 · 1 decade ago
Ok this is so exaggerated I'm 14 and I don't own a VS bra or undies, I don't stuff, I don't have an ipod, iphone, or ipad. I don't dye my hair, and I don't wear a lot of makeup. Ive never had a manicure. Ive never tried alcohol except at church. Just because the next generation isnt exactly like you were, doesn't mean you need to accuse them of stuff they don't do. Who cares what clothes they wear? They're 9! Their mother probably picks it out for them! If anything, its the parent fault for letting them do some of this.
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pupcake21334 · 1 decade ago
there isnt hope in this generation =.=
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luv2flip910 · 1 decade ago
same here my little brother walks around the house with an ipad in his hand and he gets all this stuff when iwas hisage i had a hannah montana shirt and like you said high school musical shoes and a fake phone
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jmikayla · 1 decade ago
That really sucks... My sister is like that, and guess how old she is. 8.
So what I've said YOLO a couple times, but I don't use it like I've gone mad. I might only be 11, but EVEN I would never wear makeup, don't shop at A&F, NEVER PAINT MY NAILS, I've got an iPod. And a phone. No iPhone.
I hate what this world is becoming.
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alone_tired · 1 decade ago
@KarebearKaryn
She wasn't pointing it out to certain people. Just of how people are nowadays. Just be greatful your cousin isn't like *them* then.
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alone_tired · 1 decade ago
Hahahaha *roxie like a puma!* I remember that :D
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Karin* · 1 decade ago
My cousin is 9, and the longest shorts she has are half way down her thighs. She doesn't like her nails painted, and doesn't want to dye her hair, since she likes the color. Shes never heard of A&F, Hollister, or Victorias Secret. She has an iPod touch, no phone, no iPad, doesn't drink (uh, what the flip), has no makeup and has never heard YOLO. So, uh, yeah.
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browneyegirl29 · 1 decade ago
This is so true. Society is sad.
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PorkyPine · 1 decade ago
It makes me sick to see a nine year old act like that. I wish i was little again. Why is everyone trying to grow up so fast?
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sexy_strawberry101 · 1 decade ago
GUYS it's a joke. ( y o don't actually get drunk it's a JOKE. Lighten up.
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_XXLiLiXX_ · 1 decade ago
This is so absolutely true! I am only 11 and I was like that little girl who was wearing the Hannah Montana and everything.
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SaveTheUnicrons · 1 decade ago
Ummmmm....Drunk?500 dollar manicures?Makeup?Yeah kiddie make up
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catiecate · 1 decade ago
Have you ever actually seen a nine year old get drunk? This is a bit of an exaggeration and
actually a little offensive.
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