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1. x0mostd0pe
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 6:33pm UTC
   me: *talking about types of music & songs I don't like*
   mom: personally, I don't like Taylor Swift. Every time I hear her on the radio I wanna slap her
   me: *laughing*
   mom: Why is she always on the radio anyways?
   me: Well her album came out in October
   mom: No it's like she always has a new album and is on the radio.. Or is it because she's always dating someone new? She should just stay home and bake a cake or something
   me: *crying of laughter*
   true story :)
   
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2. x0mostd0pe
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   January 26, 2013 10:51am UTC
   HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY TO ME(:
   
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3. x0mostd0pe
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   July 8, 2012 11:15pm UTC
   Am I the only one who...
   Whenever I hear the first 15 seconds of 'What Makes You Beautiful' I automatically think of the beginning to 'Summer Nights' in the movie Grease?!
   
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4. x0mostd0pe
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   June 9, 2012 9:03pm UTC
   Hey I just met you
   And this is crazy
   I'm on bath salts
   And your face looks tasty
   nmq!
   
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5. x0mostd0pe
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   June 4, 2012 6:17pm UTC
   Adios Bitchachos!
   
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6. x0mostd0pe
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   May 26, 2012 12:18pm UTC
   LEGIT, the best concert ever. One Direction, you boys never fail to amaze me. Ever. I still cannot get over how many times you guys said 'thank you' to your fans. We're so proud of every single one of you, including the management, show creative team, crew, and service companies. One Direction put on an absolutely amamzing performance last night at the Izod Center. And although Niall might have hurt his leg doing his signature "high jump", it was still amazing. The boys had the the stands literally shaking because everybody was jumping around and singing along. I will never ever forget this night, and I would just like to thank the boys for coming such a long way. On July 23, 2010 at 8:23 PM, these boys changed lives. They became one group. One Direction. Sweeping the nation with their number 1 song What Makes You Beautiful. Damn boys, you've gotten far, and your fans will be sticking by your side through anything and everything ♥♥♥♥
   
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7. x0mostd0pe
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   May 19, 2012 3:56pm UTC
   Why Didn't You Do Your Homework?
   Normal People: "My dog ate it..."
   Directioners: "Niall ate it!"
   
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8. x0mostd0pe
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   May 18, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   Hi there,
   Welcome to the Karma Cafe!
   There are no menus here, you're served what you deserve.
   
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9. x0mostd0pe
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   May 3, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   Yo mama's so old, that even Harry Styles turned down a date with her!
   
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10. x0mostd0pe
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    May 3, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Swag, Swag, Swag on Lou -
    Chillin' By The Fire While Niall's eatin' fondu -
    Harry Knows About Me -
    Liam Knows About you -
    So Say Hello to DJ Malik in 3, 2, FLICK.
    * sing to the beat of 'boyfriend' by justin bieber(:
    
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11. x0mostd0pe
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    April 30, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    The Perfect Guy Would Have...
    Zayn's Eyes
    Liam's Lips
    Louis' Personality
    Niall's Laugh
    and
    Harry's voice
    (;
    
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12. x0mostd0pe
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    April 25, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    I do it because I can.
    I can because I want to.
    And I want to because you said I couldn't.
    
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13. x0mostd0pe
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    February 12, 2012 10:29am UTC
    break up the bad,
    insert the problems,
    roll up the resentments,
    light up the solution,
    inhale the happiness,
    exhale the past.
    ♥
    
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14. x0mostd0pe
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    January 26, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Birthday Girl (:
    1/26/97♥
    
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15. x0mostd0pe
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    January 25, 2012 5:53pm UTC
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