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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC

A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:27am UTC

I can't just forget,move on.
It's not that simple.

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:29am UTC

It's a privilege to
have my heart broken
by you.

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:33am UTC

I wish I could go back to a time
when I could smile and it
didn't take everything in me to do it.

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:38am UTC

Attachment, is by far the worst
thing a human being can have.

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:59am UTC

If I am not my scars,
then what am I ?
I am not a poet
or a writer
or a painter.
I am not a saint
or a sinner.
I am not the person
I want to be.
I am words on a page.
I am a weight on a scale.
I am a face in the mirror.
I am the scars on my skin
that where caused by
my own hand,
While I live a life
I dont want to.

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Words scar,
Rumors destroy,
Bullies kill.

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 12:28pm UTC

I am not depressed.
I can still smile a pretty things
And laugh when jokes are funny.
I can still talk to people
And enjoy nice days.
But when I go inside,
When I am alone,
There is something broken.
I fall into sadness so sweet
That it engulfs me.
I look in the mirror.
And I don't like what I see.
And the tears always fall
When I'm falling asleep.
And I miss something ,
That doesn't exist.
I am not depressed
I've just been sad for awhile.
But I can still find the light.
I can still smile.
and so can you .

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC

this guy
at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Reasons to date me
-I can pick stuff up with my feet, sometimes
-I've never killed a man
-I once got 95% on Guitar Hero
-You can play with my hair
-I'm cheaper than a puppy

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Person: Hey, baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Are you implying that I'm Satan?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your
a.ss off for a final and you only get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You're there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don't pick up the phone. It seems you're giving everyone everything and they're just walking away with it.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC

There’s a difference between
goodbye and letting go
Goodbye is
‘I’ll see you again when I’m ready to hold your hand
and when you’re ready to hold mine.’
Letting go is
‘I’ll miss your hand. I realized it’s not mine to hold,
and I will never hold it again.’

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Saying "dad and mom" just feels wrong.
kind of like saying "josh and drake".

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:08pm UTC

how are good looking guys always
friends with other good looking guys like is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:25pm UTC

if i were a spelling bee judge:
me: spell their
contestant: sentence please
me: they're going to build their house over there.
*walks off*

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 9:20pm UTC

duck, duck, goose is literally the only game
where you can hit people on the head and run away laughing

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 1:43pm UTC

Me: I'm still hungry.
Mom: You've had breakfast already.
Me: I want more breakfast!
Mom: You'll get fat.
Me: What's fat?
Mom: It happens when you eat too much food.
Me: Fat sounds awesome! Let's get fat!

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