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Reasons to date me
-I can pick stuff up with my feet, sometimes
-I've never killed a man
-I once got 95% on Guitar Hero
-You can play with my hair
-I'm cheaper than a puppy
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Reasons to date me -I can pick stuff up with my feet, sometimes

332 faves · 3 comments · May 14, 2013 5:37pm

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Wheeling · 1 decade ago
This is literally exactly me.
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Travis Allred* · 1 decade ago
95% on Easy?
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
Pssssh whaaaat? Noooo
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