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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
    I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
    I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 1:09am UTC
    if I buy an album
    and I don't learn every song off it by heart i feel like i'm cheating

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    i don’t wanna be friends with people who take bites out of string cheese

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

  5. capsized* capsized*
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    November 21, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    i actually like åsshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
    we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC
    mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
    me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
    me: just kidding call the cops.

  8. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY

  9. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 2:33am UTC
    SMILE
    it confuses people.

  10. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    I am walking down the street
    with the music in my ears
    and feel like im in music video

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 5:39am UTC
    what if everything you see right now
    is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:12am UTC
    i am usually that person that has
    no idea what the fck is going on but will do it anyway

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:03am UTC
    There's a blind boy in one of my English teacher's classes and last week out assignment was to write poetry about nature... this is what he turned in:
    Roses are black
    Violets are black
    Everything is black
    I can't see.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:06am UTC
    no i will not make the first move
    i will not move at all carry me

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:09am UTC
    i literally wanna lie on the floor
    and not think for a good month or two

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:01am UTC
    why does everyone care about being
    mature for their age like maybe i fcking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fcking lizard fight me about it

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:25am UTC
    one time a white student from the university
    in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

  18. epictacos epictacos
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:23am UTC
    How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
    Back in a Guy's Face:
    Boy: Where've you been all my life?
    Girl: Hiding from you.
    Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man:Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do Not Enter.
    Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: I'd go through anything for you.
    Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.
    Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    Woman: Maybe I got your share..
    Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    Woman: OK. Get out.
    Man: I think I could make you very happy.
    Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
    Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

  19. HelloDepression* HelloDepression*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    "He is bad news..."
    Chapter 39
    *Evelyn’s POV*
    The principal was examining me for a whole hour. Turns out I’m a great liar; he believed every bit of my words. I got detention for the whole week. Only that? I supposedly beat up a kid, one week detention wasn’t enough. Was it?
    When I got out of the office, the hallways were full of kids going to their periods. I walked to my locker almost shaking. My hands were sweaty and my mind a mess. I can’t believe Zach told Vince to record us while HE was kissing me and I was trying to get away. How evil. What people do for revenge is unbelievable. Pathetic too, sometimes.
    I went to my locker, got my books and walked to my classroom. English. My class with Everett. How awkward.
    I managed to reach the room. The door was already closed. I know Mrs. Carl would be so pis/sed I was late, but I had a good excuse. The principal kept me in his office.
    I knocked on the door softly. I heard her reply: “Come in”. I walked into the classroom slowly, my legs shaking. All eyes were on me; I’m sure the rumors have spread by now.
    “Where were you, Miss Jensen?” she asked, taking a careful look at me.
    “I was at the principal’s office” I murmured.
    “I see. Have a seat so we can keep going with our lesson” she said, gesturing to my desk. I sat down and opened my notebooks, keeping notes right away.
    I felt every person in this class staring at me. That’s right b//tches, I had taken the blame for Everett, is it that bad? Everybody knew Everett did it, but no one had the guts to go tell the principal. I didn’t tell him either. Not because I was afraid of Everett –I surely wasn’t– but because I liked him and I’ve hurt him enough. I can’t believe this morning he was telling me I make him happy and now he doesn’t even wanna look at me. I’m sure he doesn’t.
    I looked at him. He was staring at his hands, not saying a word. His eyes turned to me but he acted as if he hadn’t seen me, as if I was invisible. My face twisted and I turned my face, concentrating on the lesson again.
    This was gonna be way harder than I thought.
    At the end of my last period, I placed my books in my locker and prepared myself for detention. I walked to this room I was supposed to be and opened the door. I found a few kids already there. I took my seat in the middle of the class and placed my hands on the desk, staring at them. After half an hour waiting, more teens gathered in the room, along with the teacher. Then, detention started.
    This was gonna last for two hours I think. I rolled my eyes, ruffling my hair. This was so messed up.
    I haven’t seen Everett so angry in my entire life, neither Sienna. I didn’t know she liked Zach so much and even if I knew, I would NEVER so something similar to that. I’m not the kind of girl who betrays her friends by sleeping with their boyfriends. I don’t even like Zach and she knows it; how could she believe I did it on purpose?
    My stomach was a complete mess. I was feeling like throwing up. It was awful; I stood up and looked at the teacher sitting on the desk. I bit my lip before asking.
    “Excuse me, could I go to the restroom?” I asked, voice cracking.
    “Of course. Everything okay?” she asked, standing up and walking to me.
    “Yes! Can I go now?” I repeated my question.
    “Yes, you may go” she gestured to the door.
    I got out of the room and took a deep breath. Then, I started walking to the restroom slowly. I didn’t wanna rush things; detention was boring in the first place. So I walked there slowly, when I felt my mouth having a weird taste. I started running like crazy when I found the room. I pushed the door open, ran towards a toilet and started throwing up.
    I felt so sick. Was I sick? No, this morning I was fine. I remember Everett and I sleeping together. I wasn’t feeling sick at all. What happened now?
    I stopped and grabbed a tissue to wipe my mouth. I walked to the mirrors, rubbing my belly. It was almost November; am I a little late for my period? No, it’s just my idea. No, I’m fine. I’m fine, nothing’s gonna happen.
    I walked back to the class. I stood outside and knocked on the door carefully. I heard the teacher saying “Come in” from inside. I twisted the handle of the door and opened it. I walked in but suddenly, I felt my head heavy. I slid my palm to my forehead. I didn’t have fever; I was okay. I think.
    My knees felt like jelly. I pressed my palm against a desk I found for balance, but then everything turned dark and I fainted.
    Oh. My. God.
    I'm sorry for not posting like I used to but school is hard and i have so much homework :( I'll try to post again next week.
    remember to comment below if you wanna be notified!
    Xoxo, Fay (:

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:23am UTC
    can i get a hell yeah if you don't
    know what you're doing with your life and never get any sleep

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