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kclove5
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August 12, 2012 9:24pm UTC

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bailie008
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August 13, 2012 4:56pm UTC

The best part of the Olympics
was when One direction preformed in the closing ceremony.
Excuse me? Tell that to someone who trained 4+ years to get there.
Morgan Uceny competed 4 years ago and fell while running her first time. She trained 4 years just to come back and fall again in front of everyone. She probably won't be eligible for the Olympics again.
Usain Bolt was the first man to win the 100, 200 and 4x100 relay golds in back-to-back Olympics.
Gabby Douglas, 16 years old won two gold medals, including the all-around, and the rest of the Fierce Five - Jordyn Wieber, McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross and Aly Raisman - gave the United States its first Olympic team title in women's gymnastics since 1996.
Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee made it to semi-finals with 2 prosthetic legs and still had a smile on his face when he came in 8th place.
Manteo Mitchell finished a race with a broken leg.
Bianca Knight, Tianna Madison, Allyson Felix and Carmelita Jeter broke East Germany's 27-year old world record in the 4x100-meter relay.
I watched history in the making while you watched a british boy band in skinny jeans.
I have officially lost all hope in this generation.

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Bravosierra*
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August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC

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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 10:46pm UTC

You know that feeling...
When you start reading a great book, or watching a t.v. series, or a movie, or a game, and you fall in love with it, and it ends, and you feel like a huge part of your life just kind of died.

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LandonIsWitty
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August 4, 2012 10:54pm UTC

Please don't expect us guys to be gorgeous, popular, romantic singers with 8 packs who write you songs and think you're gorgeous in sweatpants and will rub your back and watch chick flicks with you.
We will try to be nice and respectful, but perfect guys don't exist, so please, lower your standards just a bit.

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gracegreene
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Trust me. I know how it feels.
I know exactly how it feels to cry in the shower, so no one can hear you.
To wait for everyone to be asleep so you can fall apart.
For everything to hurt so bad, you just want it all to end.
I know exactly how it feels. But trust me,
you're worth it.

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xPoptartStealerx
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August 5, 2012 8:03pm UTC

The first day of school is always a fashion show
the rest of the year?
a pajama party!
nmq

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whoaitsmidge_x3
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:19pm UTC

If you're skinny, you're anorexic
If you're thick, you're obese
If you're a virgin, you're too good
If you're not a virgin, you're easy
If you smoke, you're trashy
If you don't smoke, you're not cool
If you have small boobs, you're flat
If you have big boobs, you're a wh*re
If you get good grades, you're a nerd
If you get bad grades, you're dumb
If you're friendly, you're fake
If you're quiet, you're rude
Society is never pleased.

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Laylalinnchica
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Guys if a girl says..
I am cold, it is the perfect oppourtunity to cuddle.
I am tired, hug her, until she falls asleep.
I do not feel good, hug her through all the pain.
I cried all of last night, Ask her what is wrong, and then when you find out, confront the person who did it.
I am so ugly, you keep telling her she is beautiful and kiss her.
I am so fat, you tell her she isn't and rub her tummy.
I hate my eyes, you gaze into them and kiss her. and tell her they are beautiful.
}I am scared, you put your arm around her and pull her close to you, whisper in her ear and say, it is okay.
I hate my lips, you say you love them and kiss her for as long as you possibly can.
But do not under any circumstances
Say "me too"
♥

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movelikejagger
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Dear Guys:
when us girls say "i'm cold"
you dont say "me too"
NMQ, don't know the source, sorry.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:46pm UTC

spiders. they just come in your house, walk around,
scare the sh/t out of people, and leave their billion
eggs to hatch.
rude.

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soccerxXxbabii
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:26am UTC

I’ll wait for the guy that will sit through all my Disney movies.
When we are at a restaurant, he’ll ask the waitress for crayons
Because he knows I like to color and he won’t care what anyone thinks.
He’ll bet me kisses that he can beat me in video games, and then cream me.
When it’s that time of the month, he won’t run away like a coward.
He’ll hold my hand and listen to my mean comments.
I won’t have to dress up to be beautiful. He’ll beg me not to wear any makeup.
He would never even consider leaving after we had a fight.
He won’t back down when he’s right and he’ll prove me wrong.
I’ll never have to worry about looking stupid or being judged.
His mom will know all about me because he’ll talk about me; a lot.
Our friends will consider use the perfect couple.
We’ll have tickle fights and he won’t stop till I’m crying from laughing so hard.
I’ll find cute little notes telling me how much he loves me.
If I tell him to leave me alone, he won’t, he’ll stay there and hold me.
He won’t care that I can’t cook, but he’ll teach me how to make our favorites.
He’ll laugh when I fall, but help me up and whisper “its okay, I still love you.”
I’ll be able to call him at 3 in the morning just to tell him I miss him
And he would never get mad. He’d say I miss you too.
When I fall asleep on the phone with him, he won’t hang up.
He’ll stay on all night until the morning and I’ll wake up to good morning beautiful.
He won’t care of I don’t have the smallest waist or the biggest boobs.
To him, I’ll be perfect and he’ll love me for me.
We’ll go on spontaneous picnic trips even if it ends up raining.
He’ll show me off to the world; not by making out or kissing
But just by holding my hand. He’ll get a little jealous if I talk to other guys.
Not because he doesn’t trust me but because he’s afraid to lose me.
He will know every single flaw of mine and won’t care about them at all.
I love you more fights will be a constant thing between us.
We’ll have cute nicknames for each other and no one else will know what they mean.
He’ll be my best friend, my soul mate, my lover. And he will be there forever.
He’ll love me as I am.
nmf

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megsyhunt
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August 7, 2012 11:46am UTC

using moms money: I'm going to buy that, and that. $150? I'm definitely buying that
using my money: $2? Maybe thats too much..
Woohoo for tumblr

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LaureeeenN
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:25am UTC

HOW MY MOTHER WORKS
me: mom i got all a's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU JUST AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING.
nmf/nmq
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Zombiee
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August 2, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Heres To The Guys ✌
Who protected they're girlfriends, during the Colorado Shooting.

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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 3, 2012 6:38pm UTC

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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August 2, 2012 9:04pm UTC

You know what gets me so mad?
A non-popular girl on facebook posts a picture of them,little make up on,beautiful curly hair,and she gets 2 likes and 1 comment on that picture.
A "popular' girl posts a picture of herself boobs in her face,tons of makeup on,stick stright hair, and gets 60 likes and 19 comments.
Seirously?whats so great about popular kids?It makes no sense.EVERYONES BEAUTIFUL. just beause one girl has a larger body then another girl,it makes them ugly. It gets me so mad. Why cant everyone be treated equally?
Populars arnt everything.

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:13pm UTC

*My thoughts during summer vacation*
May: Whoo! School's out, I don't have to wake up early anymore and I won't be on a tight schedule!
June: Well... I'm bored. WHERE ARE THE CHIPS?!
July: When does school start again? My friends never talk to me :( *munches on cookies*
August:: NOOO school can't start next week! Where did the summer go?

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Jenna Marbles needs her own fricken
t a l k s h o w .

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