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Please don't expect us guys to be gorgeous, popular, romantic singers with 8 packs who write you songs and think you're gorgeous in sweatpants and will rub your back and watch chick flicks with you.

We will try to be nice and respectful, but perfect guys don't exist, so please, lower your standards just a bit.
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Please don't expect us guys to be gorgeous, popular, romantic

499 faves · 34 comments · Aug 4, 2012 10:54pm

LandonIsWitty

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awesomelyawesome · 1 decade ago
And what about girls being pretty in sweats?
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Shainaluvturtles · 1 decade ago
thats a little harsh dont ya think? girls have a lot to live up to too..
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dancer19 · 1 decade ago
my boyfriend does all of tht....they do exist
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DarylJr114 · 1 decade ago
They exist. I may not write songs. I have a six pack, I've got looks. I think my girlfriend is gorgeous, whether she just woke up and her hair is everywhere and she's in sweats and a big t-shirt or she's dressed up and ready to go out. I rub her back, I hold her hand, I hug her and let her lay on me when she's not feeling good. When she's on her period and isn't feeling good I bike up to the store and buy her Advils and Tylenols and tampons, and then sit with her until she feels better. We watch whatever movie she wants to see, even the Notebook and chick flicks like that. The perfect guys do exist, you just have to look for them.
But in return, she hugs me when I'm upset, she doesn't comment when I cry. She's tough for me and deals with my brother, and she gives me a movie night a few times a month. She's got looks. She's extravegant, gorgeous, alluring, beautiful, fantastic and so much more. She lets me hug her as much as I want, and compliment her without saying it isn't true. She got me off drugs, she made me stop smoking pot, she got me to stop drinking and popping pills. She deals with my fits of rage, she lets me rant for hours.
The perfect girl does exist too. It's not that they don't have to do . They just go unnoticed.
***No hate intended, just making a point***
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GildedNightmare · 1 decade ago
I've been lifting weights for two years. No 6 pack. Its a lot easier said than done. VV
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melanieee2 · 1 decade ago
Hes saying that guys are expected to do everything and give io everything but girls don't have to do f.cking sh.t and it me off so hdosjhdkdkfbjdosnxbjc much I cant even begin to
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weasleyisourking · 1 decade ago
girls have to do a lot too...
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thewittyteenscammiestyle · 1 decade ago
8 Pack xD
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soccerxgirlx97 · 1 decade ago
I just want a guy to respect me for who I am.
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jxmxb · 1 decade ago
no, you guys should do whatever the girl wants to make her happy... that is if you actually cared about her.
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DarylJr114 · 1 decade ago
Not completely true buddy.
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DepressedWaiting · 1 decade ago
So, I won't expect you guys to think I'm gorgeous in sweatpants? kcool.
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justj4ke · 1 decade ago
yes amen
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completeinhim · 1 decade ago
ugh do you honestly think we care about all that
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JirachiGirl · 1 decade ago
Most of the girls who have standards for a 'perfect' boyfriend are hopeless romantics.
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pinkyrose3 · 1 decade ago
aw you won't even rub a girls back? :(
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BeautifulBrunette · 1 decade ago
I go for a guy who breathes....
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trixie0504 · 1 decade ago
Girls have to do a lot too.
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love's a wild thing ♔* · 1 decade ago
That's ok. I don't want any guy but Keegan Allen. ;)
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katiebug1115 · 1 decade ago
THANK YOU!!! This needed to be said.
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