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HOW MY MOTHER WORKS
me: mom i got all a's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU JUST AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY DOING NOTHING.

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HOW MY MOTHER WORKS me: mom i got all a's mom: me: mom i

715 faves · 3 comments · Aug 4, 2012 11:25am

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booImMewMew2 · 1 decade ago
hmm, are you sure you've never met my mom? cause that sounds an awfull lot like her XD
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PixieDustx · 1 decade ago
This is 100% my mother
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cupiecake113 · 1 decade ago
my mom is the same way
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