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If you're skinny, you're anorexic

If you're thick, you're obese

If you're a virgin, you're too good

If you're not a virgin, you're easy

If you smoke, you're trashy

If you don't smoke, you're not cool

If you have small boobs, you're flat

If you have big boobs, you're a wh*re

If you get good grades, you're a nerd

If you get bad grades, you're dumb

If you're friendly, you're 
fake

If you're quiet, you're rude



Society is never pleased.

 

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If you're skinny, you're anorexic If you're thick,

542 faves · 13 comments · Aug 3, 2012 9:19pm

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GrantO_O · 1 decade ago
To all the people who judge like this:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m898dyrZeV1rck5hzo2_500.gif

society(:
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boobear4 · 1 decade ago
Sad but true
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Quoter_Jayne · 1 decade ago
whoops. looks like im anorexic, easy, not cool, , nerd, and fake. lovely.
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littleleftofthemiddle · 1 decade ago
Idk...I think these society quotes are a bit exaggerated....just my opinion :/
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calmurself · 1 decade ago
Umm.. of course you can use the word "skinny" but u cant use the word "fat"...ur contradicting your own quote. Ne t time try using the word thin instead of skinny. Skinny and fat are both rude.
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OmgzMichaelFTW · 1 decade ago
Small Boobs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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hermione23katniss · 1 decade ago
If you're friendly you're fake....
This describes my life so well. I lost two fiends because they thought I was fake. Unbelievable
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lynskywalker · 1 decade ago
True. Although, the last one doesn't make sense to me. Im a quiet girl but they don't say I'm rude...they say I'm boring. But I'm only fun and free willed with my true friends
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Paradox · 1 decade ago
Everyone needs to stop complaining about society. Get some confidence and be you, because not everyone is going to like you.
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kittykat97 · 1 decade ago
i hate to break it to you , but we are society .
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Bladez · 1 decade ago
We should all be like: f"ck the world! And do wht we want cuz were carefree mofos. Bam.
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
So leave society? Problem solved :p
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wellhiix3 · 1 decade ago
true dat, true dat
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