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  1. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 11:38pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
    I hate just about everything.
    Especially myself.

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    if all your quotes are from tumblr
    you're really not allowed to get annoyed when someone insults ' y o u r ' quotes.
    (come at me, bro. again.)

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives
    and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed
    to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up
    and then we would end up falling in love, i want a do over.

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    I’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way how am i even going to live the rest
    of my life

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Family: *insults my weight*
    Family: *insults my interests*
    Family: *insults my friends*
    Family: *yells at me for leaving my bedroom*
    Family: *insults my music*
    Family *judges me constantly*
    Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us I thought you loved the holidays

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    if i ever had a daughter
    me:what are you doing there on your computer?
    daughter:um, nothing.
    me:is that witty profiles?
    daughter:yeah
    me:OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?
    daughter:what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.
    me: do u know Steve?
    daughter:wait, how do you know abou-
    me:DO YOU WRITE funny quotes?
    daughter:
    me:DO you vent in there?
    daughter:
    me:ARE YOU witty FAMOUS?
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:well, i only have a few thousand followe-
    me:OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:
    me:
    daughter:
    me:follow 4 follow?

  8. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 5:37am UTC
    H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K
    Half, of, my,energy, wasted,
    on, random, knowledge.

  9. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 6:31am UTC
    Commercial Workout
    Every time there is a makeup advertisement:
    10 Jump Squats.
    Every time there is a department store advertisement:
    (10 Reps per leg) Single leg lifts
    Every time there is an electronic ad:
    (20 Reps per leg) Single leg lift pulses
    Every time there is a TV show ad:
    (20 second) static squat
    Every time there is a movie ad:
    10 crunches.

  10. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 10:24am UTC
    me : ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
    me : so that's my contribution to society
    me : you're welcome

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    Love is like a fart.If you have to force it, it's probably crap.

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    Girls are attracted to as.sholes because
    in elementary school girls were told that
    “if he’s mean to you that means he
    likes you”

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    ❅ My aunt died in January of '04. ❅
    Each and ever year for Christmas, my grandpa goes to her grave site on Christmas Eve,
    and puts a tiny christmas tree with lights and everything on it, and leaves it there
    until the day after Christmas. He knows his daughter's here with him.
    His undying love gives me hope.♥
    (( ~ love gives me hope ))

  14. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    ♥ I called her for one last goodbye. ♥
    She has a phobia of cars and never dared to cross the highway.
    That night, she ran across the highway to get to my house and save my life.
    Her love gives me hope.♥
    (( ~ love gives me hope ))

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    i don't friend zone people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad, we're dating.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Me: *turns volume up all the way*
    Me: *forgets*
    Me: *clicks on random person's profile*
    Profile song: *blows out my freaking eardrums*

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    Apparently "bae" means "before anyone else".
    I always thought it was the ghetto way to spell "babe".

  19. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE
    LIFE CHOICES WHEN I
    STILL COUNT ON MY FINGERS
    AND SING THE ALPHABET TO
    REMEMBER WHAT LETTERS
    GO NEXT???

  20. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    Why isn't a uni-brow called
    an
    eyestache?

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