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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:09am UTC

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:08am UTC

i probably thinking about fcking you
way more than i should

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:12am UTC

getting real sick of
underwear and responsibilities

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:14am UTC

"what does your tattoo mean?"
it means i wanted it so i fcking got it

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:20am UTC

if i go to hell i'm gonna torture everyone
by continuously asking if it's hot in here or if it's just me

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:24am UTC

people my age are having children
like what the hell i am a children

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:27am UTC

if anyone ever calls you a slvt
just say ‘and yet i still won’t fck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:31am UTC

i may not be your cup of tea
but i'm your 10th shot of tequila

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:33am UTC

I'd choose you.
Every god damn time.

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:35am UTC

when a girl says "make me"
that's secret code for "fck the sht out of me until i can't walk or talk straight"

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March 30, 2014 11:21pm UTC

Turn-ons: Boys
Interests: Boys
Hobbies: Boys
Dislikes: Boys

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March 31, 2014 12:15am UTC

reason to not become an adult
•you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

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BravoSierra
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March 31, 2014 3:16pm UTC

that awkward moment
when you make eye contact with someone through the crack in the bathroom stall

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BravoSierra
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March 31, 2014 3:20pm UTC

mom: your room is such a mess
me: it's a metaphor for my life

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BravoSierra
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March 31, 2014 3:37pm UTC

I have two problems
1. nothing to wear
2. no room for clothes

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BravoSierra
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March 31, 2014 3:48pm UTC

teacher: the "I" stands for imaginary numbers
carson: wait, there are imaginary numbers now?
carson: are there unicorns in the next lesson?
carson: someone please teach me something useful
carson: like balancing a checkbook

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