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if anyone ever calls you a slvt

just say ‘and yet i still won’t fck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

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if anyone ever calls you a slvt just say ‘and yet i still

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if anyone ever calls you a slvt just say ‘and yet i still

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