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  1. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Fri(end)
    Boyfri(end)
    Girlfri(end)
    Best Fri(end)
    F∞d

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Boys say they like natural girls
    But honestly,
    if there’s two girls walking down the street,
    one with nice smokey eyes
    and a classy red lipstick
    and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
    you’re going to be looking at the one
    who made an effort ..
    and if boys do prefer natural girls,
    why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
    who actually get the boyfriends?

  3. thisworldismad thisworldismad
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Isn't she lovely?

  4. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    When you see my face,
    I h o p e i t g i v e s y o u h e l l .

  5. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    snap → snap

    snap → snap

  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Sister: *Runs out* I JUST GOT MY PERIOD
    Mom:
    Me:
    Brother (8): I GOT MY QUESTION MARK
    lolol haha. Just happened. cx

  8. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:12am UTC
    The Big Bang Theory #12
    Leonard: More Halloween candy? I thought you already bought some!
    Penny: Yeah, that's gone. It's a bad month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.
    - Season 5, Episode 7

  9. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:52am UTC
    Who needs diaries when we have
    WITTY PROFILES?

  10. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:47am UTC
    You know who's perfect?
    Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.

  11. Dollface22 Dollface22
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    "Harry Potter SUCKS."
    said the next person on my hit list.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    that sad moment when you realize
    that even if wizards and witches exist, you are still a Muggle.

  13. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    When I allow you to look at one picture on my phone, don't scroll to the next.

  14. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Kim Possible, A Sitch in Time
    Ron: Uhm, excuse me weird orby robot thing, but where are you taking us?
    Robot: The attitude adjustment center
    Kim: Isn't that the high school?
    Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit.
    Ron: Yep. High school...

  15. RibbonsAndLace RibbonsAndLace
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    I got a cactus...and it died....
    I'm less nuturing than a desert....

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    i feel sorry for
    t h e b i g g u y i n l e l o & s t i c h .
    he never got to finish his ice cream.

  17. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    your beauty is like a circle,
    it'll never end.

  18. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    iam gay
    deal with
    it .
    format:f0r3v3rm0r3x3


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Alex;* Alex;*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    White lips . Pale face . Breathing in snowflakes . Burnt lungs . Sour taste . Lights gone . Days end .

:)

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