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Birthday: July 15

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  1. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
    But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke
    Get down girl go head get down
    Get down girl go head get down
    Get down girl go head get down
    Get down girl gone head
    These are the words of wisdom out of my teacher's mouth.

  2. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Run, run you
    clever boy
    and remember
    -Clara Oswin Oswald; Impossible Girl

  3. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    Just remember
    >>> I was there first
    and I'll be there in the end. [x] [x] [x]

  4. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    *Girl half naked with nerd glasses on, posing cutely* Omg guys, I'm such a nerd !!!1!1 Lol1!!1 :P
    Me: You disgust me.

  5. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 9:33am UTC
    The short link to Witty Profiles is:
    I guess we're so witty even our pee is too

  6. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 9:18am UTC
    If a dog were to be the first to pee on a new tree
    I wonder if it would be like
    in it's head.

  7. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 9:03am UTC
    Normal people's reaction: Oh, John Hurt is the new doctor. Cool.
    My reaction: WHO IS THIS JOHN AND HOW DID HE HURT THE DOCTOR?!? Oh, I need to read better.

  8. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    It's easy to keep a secret between three men if two of them are dead.
    -Benjamin Franklin

  9. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    In all and all,
    I would rather see you happy with her
    than depressed without her.

  10. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    This was when we
    were supposed to
    fall in love
    not you and her
    [x] {Heartbroken} [x]

  11. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    Guys, I found my Nintendo DS.
    The memories are flowing.

  12. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    I know how all these people are always saying Witty isn't the same place anymore. I don't have anything against those people, and I would hope you wouldn't have anything against me. I wasn't here when all the top quotes has 1000 favs, everyone was kind, and supportive. But I'm really tired of hearing all of this. Yes, witty has change, some for the better and some for the worse. Deal with it. People change and others may not like it. Witty is basically that way too. Witty will keep on changing and one day when the newer Wittians are in the same place as you, the 15, 16, 17-year-olds some will be saying how much it's changed.
    Yes, some of the newer Wittians are mean and rude, however most of us aren't. When the people who are nice on here see those quotes telling them they miss the old Witty and how everyone was so much nicer, it hurts. At least it kinid of hurts me. So go ahead keep missing your old Witty, posting quotes about it complaining how much Witty has changed, but now it's a different generation. There is different people, personalities, and interest. Some of us are for the better, while others are for the worst.
    Everyone has realized that Witty has changed.

  13. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Kayne West naming his baby North West
    can only be topped if Drake Bell names his baby Taco.
    That's right
    Taco Bell.

  14. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    Does anyone know what a comment point is?

  15. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    When I was in first grade my best friends were Math and Simple Calculator.
    We were all super close until Math and Simple Calculator started to date. Then they broke up after like a week of being together. So Math caused all these problems and I had to press Simple Calculator's buttons to fix them because I hate to see my best friends all upset and stuff. I kept doing this until fourth grade. Math's problem became more and more complicated because he wanted Simple Calculator back and I had to be like the translator. Anyways Math finally got tired of Simple Calculator, so he started to date Scientific Calculator in fourth grade. They dated for a year and then Math saw the new girl, Scientific Calculator 2.0, and dumped Scientific Calculator. Scientific Calculator was so ticked she kept messing up the problems Math gave me to solve. So I got rid of her and started to use Scientic Calculator 2.0. It was working amazingly until Scientic Calculator 2.0 got jealous because she thought I was flirting with Math. She eventually ended up breaking up with him and he was hurt so badly. He was extremely angry at me though, for no reason. So he just started to throw the alphabet into his problems. I'm just here like, "What the heck? Really? I never intended for you guys to break up." He wouldn't understand. I kept using Scientific Calculator 2.0 incase she would take him back and see that there is nothing between us but she wouldn't. One day she just threw herself out of my pencil bag and broke; Math got even madder at me because he blamed me for her suicide. I entered into ninth grade and I got a new calculator to help Math cope with the lost of Scientific Calculator 2.0, her name was Graphing Calculator. Math instantly became attarcted to her. He taught me new functions and equations to impress her. The functions and equations were extremely difficult and I was confused through half of it, he made me do this through all the years of high school. Graphing Calculator just solved the functions and equations but never even flirted with Math, who had ask her out about nine times. One night Graphing Calculator and I were talking after doing the Math homework. I started to talk about Math with her and she asked if I have noticed that math was just using me. I said no, because Math and I are like super close best friends. Then she jumped off the table and broke. I didn't know what to do. I was so confused, I covered my face with my hands. Then out of the rumble Simple Calculator rose. I looked at her and said, "It's been you all along?" She answered, "Yes, now think Math has been using you since you've known him to pick up Calculators. Now when you graduate, take me and forget all about Math and take a job not using Math." I told her I will and when I went to college I forgot all about Math. The End!

  16. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 7:28am UTC
    I promise to look after you and those dearest to you.
    -Sydney Carton from Dickens's A Tale of Two Cities

  17. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Since spongebob is terrible at driving...
    would that make him Chinese?

  18. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    I've tried my best, yet I'm still last.

  19. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    I'm just done and tired of

  20. UND3R UND3R
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    I thought I could outsmart them all.
    I thought I could be successful.
    I thought I could defy all logic.
    I thought I could rise above all.
    I thought I could finally prove myself.
    I thought I would be first place.
    I thought I would be a winner.
    I thought I would be looked on as different.
    I thought I was actually worth something.
    But I thought wrong.
    I didn't outsmart any of them.
    I didn't suceed at anything.
    I didn't defy logic, I proved it only further.
    I didn't rise at all, I sunk below many.
    I didn't prove anything, especially not myself.
    I didn't get first place, I became last.
    I didn't become a winner, I am more than ever a loser.
    I wasn't looked on as different, only the same.
    I am not worth anything, anything at all.
    I was proven wrong.


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