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  1. AloneIwillbe AloneIwillbe
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Things Girls like #95
    Louis' Tomlinson's butt.
    Brendon Urie's butt.

  2. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Brendon Urie: When I say shotgun, you say wedding.
    Brendon: Shotgun
    Me: W-
    Brendon: Wedding.
    Me: DAMMIT BRENDON. I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT.

  3. B* B*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
    Mickael Jackson: lol
    Tom DeLonge: lol
    Mark Hoppus: lol
    Ronnie Radke: lol
    Travis Baker: lol
    Kurt Cobain: lol
    Bob Marley: lol
    Patrick Stump: lol
    Matt Tuck: lol
    Mitch Lucker: lol
    Gerard Way: lol
    Frank Iero: lol
    Ray Toro: lol
    Mikey Way: lol
    Oliver Sykes: lol
    Jared Leto: lol
    Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
    Mike Dirnt: lol
    Tré Cool: lol
    Dave Grohl: lol
    Chester Bennington: lol
    Paul McCartney: lol
    George Harrison: lol
    John Lennon: lol
    Ringo Starr: lol
    Brendon Urie: lol
    Ryan Ross: lol
    Damon Albran: lol
    The Rev: lol
    Zacky Vengeance: lol
    Johnny Christ: lol
    Synyster Gates: lol
    M. Shadows: lol
    Cliff Burton: lol
    Ozzy Osbourne : Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?

  4. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Why can't Brendon Urie chime in every time my parents
    leave my room without closing my godd/mn door?

  5. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    F is for Fall Out Boy who saved rock and roll
    U is for Brendon Urie
    N is for no don't mention MCR
    Here in our emo community

  6. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    "Girls are like apples.
    The best ones are at the top of the trees.
    The boys don't want to reach for the good ones
    because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground
    that aren't as good, but easy to get.
    So the apples at the top think that there's something wrong with them,
    when in reality,they're amazing,
    they just have to wait for right boy to come along
    who's brave enough to climb
    to the top of the tree."
    -Pete Wentz

  7. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    "If you aren't just
    a little depressed,
    then you aren't
    paying very much
    attention to what's
    going on in the world."
    -Pete Wentz

  8. SourPatchKidsYo SourPatchKidsYo happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Here's to the kids;
    Here's to the kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of Coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained highschool party.
    Here's to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them.
    Here's to the kids, whose idea of a good night is sitting on the bonnet of a car, watching the stars.
    Here's to the kids who were never too good at life, but were still wicked cool.
    Here's to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life.
    Here's to the kids who care more about music than haircuts.
    Here's to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush.
    Here's to the kids who hum "a little less 16 candles, a little more touch me" when they're stuck at home, dateless on a Saturday night.
    Here's to the kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn't even know they existed.
    Here's to the kids who read "The Perks Of Being A Wallflower" and didn't feel so alone after doing so.
    Here's to the kids who spend their days in photobooths with their best friends.
    Here's to the kids who are straight-up smartasses and just don't care.
    Here's to the kids who speak their mind.
    Here's to the kids who consider screamo their lullaby for going to sleep.
    Here's to the kids who second guess themselves in everything they do.
    Here's to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to the kids that are okay with that.
    Here's to the kids.
    This one's not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it at all.
    It's not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail.
    This one's for the kids who didn't make it, we were the kids who never made it; the overcast girls and the underdog boys.
    Not for the kids who had all their joys.
    This one's for the kids who never faked it.
    We're the kids who didn't make it.
    They say "breaking hearts is what we do best" and "we'll make your heart be ripped out your chest"
    The only heart I broke was mine, when I got my hopes up too high.
    We were the kids who didn't make it.
    We are the kids who never made it.
    ~Pete Wentz~

  9. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    going to sleep wearing makeup and waking up looking like pete wentz in 2007

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    Three words and I'm yours
    Fall Out Boy
    My Chemical Romance
    All Time Low
    Pierce The Veil
    Panic! atthe Disco
    Green Day Tickets
    I am Satan
    One of these isn't like the other...
    Yeah "atthe" isn't even a word wtf
    nmq

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 5:01pm UTC
    liking Panic! at the Disco and Fall Out Boy
    kinda come hand in hand

  12. QuixoticTulip QuixoticTulip
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 12:09am UTC
    "I don't know where you're going
    But do you got room for
    one more troubled soul?"
    ~Fall Out Boy

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    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 8:37am UTC
    what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
    *Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
    but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
    and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
    "I like your pajamas"

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    Smiling at an old person to show them you're not a thug but when they don't smile back, it confirms that they are actually the thug.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Last seen : 1 year ago
    YOU KNOW THEY DIED

  16. SelinTheBean* SelinTheBean*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    GROW UP. GO TO SCHOOL. GRADUATE.
    GET A DEGREE. GET A JOB. MAKE MONEY.
    GET MARRIED. HAVE KIDS. OBEY THE LAWS.
    DIE.
    YOU ARE NOT FREE.

  17. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    If Macklemore’s last album isn't titled “Mackle No More”
    I will be severely dissapointed.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    People who bite into their ice cream
    scare the shít out of me.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    you guys don't understand. witty in 2011 & 2012 was sick.

  20. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    customer: could I have a coke with that
    me: is pepsi ok?
    customer: is monopoly money ok?
    me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
    Format by Breeze

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