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dolph*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Girl: what's your favourite part of a girl's body?
Boy: her heart
Girl: awwwwww i love you
*boy is actually a cannibal*

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 5:30pm UTC

"haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch"
"but mom im homeschooled"

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 12:55pm UTC

You start to pick up things
from the person you love,
like simple phrases or stupid
habits ,beacause over time
you've changed for eachother.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:21pm UTC

I don't want to sound like a b.adass but...
I eject my USB without removing it safely.

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 8:37am UTC

Madonna is 55, her bf is 26. JLo is 44, her bf is 26. Mariah carey is 43, her bf is 32. Still Single? Don't worry he might not even be born.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:34pm UTC

There should be a Disney Princess who lives in a ghetto and has to find a
man with the most swag and fall in YOLO with him.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:45pm UTC

So today I wanted to get out of my science class so I went to the bathroom.
When I opened the door leading into the girl's bathroom I saw a random guy just standing in the middle of the bathroom. We stared at each other for a good 30 seconds and then he just walked out. The end.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 12:28am UTC

BravoSierra's format
I didn't lose a follower.
A follower lost me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:49pm UTC

i wish there were a book that was filled with
the first impressions of every single person i've ever spoken to because i'd really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:55pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I hate it when I lose things at school
such as pens, pencils and ambition.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:08pm UTC

how are good looking guys always
friends with other good looking guys like is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 11:53pm UTC

cute boy: what time is it?
me: thursday.
him: ...
me: ..nailed it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 2:44pm UTC

that terrifying feeling when you are
finsihing a book and there aren't enough pages left for all of the things that need to happen.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 4:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Last Friday
I was sitting in a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops, didn't see that one coming lol!"
This is a true friend.
g

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:31pm UTC

we all have that boy
He’s the boy we try to pretend we aren’t looking for
as we make our way to class.
He’s the boy that we lie about
and claim to not care about anymore.
He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
complete with the weakness in the knees...

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC

*Me if I ever become famous*
Interviewer: So, what was your childhood like?
Me: It's very vague in my memory.
Me: All I remember is signing up for a quote website.
Me: I believe it was called Kitty Profiles, or Witty Cats.
Me: Or Witty Profiles. Yes, I think that was it.
Interviewer: Yes?
Me: It was fun at first, but after a couple of months it took over my life.
Me: I'm still going to therapy for it.
Me: Very tragic.
Interviewer: ...inspiring

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 12:48pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
200% sure my friends have secret meetings
where they talk about how annoying I am.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 2:09pm UTC

I actually have fashion taste that is completely different from what I actually
wear, but I don't have enough confidence to wear what I really want to wear.

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