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OneDirectionInfection1031
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 6:05pm UTC

So True.
British: Ello' beautiful. How are you my love?
Australian: G'day mate!
Canadian: Eh?
American: Hey shawty waddup?!

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Breath_Of_Fresh_Air
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 9:06pm UTC

When Im stuck In a class full of people I hate:
Screw You ↑ You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↯ You ↴ You ↵ And You ↺
nmf/nmq

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 10:43am UTC

So last night, I was babysitting this little girl.
In the middle of the night, she woke me up-
And said she had a nightmare.
S o I a s k e d h e r w h a t i t w a s a b o u t , e x p e c t i n g s o m e t h i n g l i k e m o n s t e r s .
Instead, she talked about how her grandma was over and was making cookies.
T h e n h e r b r o t h e r a n d g r a n d m a r a n a w a y w i t h t h e c o o k i e s
And she was sad cause she wanted a cookie.
It was adorable.

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caramelcoco11
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August 9, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Our Generations Kids.
Kid one: Hi!
Kid two: Hi!
Kid One: Whats your name!
Kid Two: Larry, whats yours?
Kid One: Niam..
Kid Two: Your parents love One Direction too?
Kid One:...Maybe..
I Saw this and just thought it was funny! (: ILOVEONEDIRECTION<3

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CookieMonstaZara
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 6:55pm UTC

I said: Yeh you can use my phone.
I didnt say: Why dont you look through my messages

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Cutie2946
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:03pm UTC

I wonder if.....
anyone ever watched
'Storage Wars'
and was like,
"Hey that's my stuff!"

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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August 9, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Adding a wink face makes everything sound innapropriate
We need more milk...
We need more milk ;)

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yourcool
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August 9, 2012 3:34pm UTC

click to see this quote

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Movie Theater: Dont text during the movie
Me: thanks for assuming i have friends.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Hey, have you seen that clown that hides from ugly people?
No, what clown?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
...I hate you.

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Bieberslittlecupcake
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 5:05pm UTC

unfortunately, our society sends a huge
message. unless you are g o o d l o o k i n g, you don't matter as much

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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC

That awkward moment
You start having a random cough attack in the middle of class.

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鲁汉 ♡*
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 8:14pm UTC

"Once I was dreaming that spongebob was slapping me, but when I woke up it was just Niall wanting me to make him breakfast."
- Louis
♥
Who do you guys ship me with? (:
http://i46.tinypic.com/25s556o.jpg ♥

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xodiana15
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 8:05pm UTC

today
in my culinary arts class, we were asked to pick a food
that is most like us. Once we turned them in,
our teacher read them aloud and one said:
“I’m most like a milkshake, because I bring all the boys to the yard."
nmq/nmf

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