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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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September 24, 2013 7:40pm UTC

I JUST READ A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE BOY
WHOSE DOG DIED AND THEY WERE LIKE
"why can't dogs live as long as humans?" and the little boy
was like "Because humans live to learn how to love,
but dogs are born already knowing how."
SERIOUSLY LIKE HOW CUTE AND ACCURATE
IS THAT???

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Rajsonkar
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September 24, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Life is the most easy examBut many failsbecauseThey try to copy othersThey don't realize that everyone has a different question paper

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dreamer*
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September 24, 2013 2:04pm UTC

I love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional.

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CharliesTheName
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September 24, 2013 6:14pm UTC

That one kid who hands in their test first
and then a parade of students go and do it after them

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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spence*
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September 22, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Reasons why I didn't do my essay:
1. "If you don't have passion for something, you shouldn't be doing it in the first place." - Lee Alexander McQueen

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Hale_Storm18
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September 22, 2013 12:50pm UTC

Don't read what's below this sentence.
Look at you, you little rebel.

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happiest*
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September 22, 2013 2:06pm UTC

what did earth say to the other planets?
wow. you guys have no life.

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josephxX
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September 19, 2013 10:48am UTC

Is it bad that the highlight of my day was getting new chairs in maths?
They're not even good chairs.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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pavanstorm
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September 19, 2013 10:58am UTC

when i was younger $20 felt like $100 and now $20 feels like $1

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pavanstorm
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September 19, 2013 11:04am UTC

Some people treat others like a bluetooth. They turn on their visibility as soon as they need something

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伤*
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September 18, 2013 2:34pm UTC

GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG
SOMETHING THEY SAID
CAN STAY IN A GIRLS MIND

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happiest*
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September 18, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.
My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” I wrote, "I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

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breezy_mac
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September 18, 2013 7:57am UTC

Having inside jokes with yourself.

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bye*
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September 17, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries.
Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language
and put it in a book,
like, if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like
“sky: that blue f/cking thing over your head dumba/ss”

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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September 16, 2013 8:30pm UTC

once, i was walking into school
&The girl i hate
w a s w a l k i n g i n f r o n t o f m e
and whispering about me and then
[ A bird flew over her head]
and shït right on her head.
and honestly, it was the best thing ever

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br0kenwings
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September 16, 2013 7:02pm UTC

The most difficult phase in life
IS NOT WHEN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU,
but when you don't understand yourself.
Please don't remove this!

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC

That one song,
that makes you feel happy, sad and thoughtful all at once.

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 11:01am UTC

You only live once.
But if you live it right,once is enough.

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