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audreyann
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August 14, 2012 1:27pm UTC

It's my 16th birthday(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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June 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate?
If you like it, then you should'a put a ring on it.

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JustWaiting
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June 15, 2012 6:35pm UTC

I feel bad for kids nowadays
that see a cool new toy on tv they want, but can't get it
because their parents have to be 18 or older to call
Ment to be funny - not offensive

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halebop1234
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June 15, 2012 10:13am UTC

Find the word love in the following sequence of words.
hopeless hopeles hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopless hopeless hopeles hopeless love hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeles hopeless hopeless hopeles hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopelesss hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopelss hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless hopeless
Congratulations, you are now Rihanna

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AerilynLilyoh
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 1:55pm UTC

My new baby sisters name is going to be
Arianna Adelynne-Hope

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majorgleek13
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 1:47pm UTC

You text him. He didn't text back.
Obviously he was so excited you texted him that he fainted.
Obviously.
--------------- ♥ --------------- N M Q

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kylaz323
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC

When my mom had cancer,
did I go on witty,
and make quotes about her
asking for faves?
NO.
I went out and
Spent time with her
♥
format by julietechoecho

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Everybody has that one friend that:
1) Turns everything dirty.
2) Eats like a pig and gains no weight.
3) Swears a lot.
4) Has a funny laugh.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Me: Santa isn't real.
Little sister: Well neither is your relationship with One Direction.
Guess who cried more?

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Dear people who question why
girls go to the bathroom together,
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 1:56am UTC

Fat is not an insult
and skinny is not an insult,
NOR IS IT A COMPLIMENT.
These words are adjectives,
(WELL, FAT IS A NOUN TOO.)
so stop stigmatizing them.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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morodz
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June 10, 2012 4:04am UTC

Life is all about: Hope, Pain and Reward Live with the first. Bear the second; so you can deserve the third

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 1:01pm UTC

There are plenty of fish in the seabut I'm looking for my Nemo,
so I'll take Dory's adviceand just keep swimming. ❤

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the_An0nym0usXD
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May 30, 2012 11:59pm UTC

❤
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -True love doesn't have a happy ending, it doesn't have any ending. It never ends.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Format by the_An0nym0usXD

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